Justice writes:
we are not ignorant people here in this forum.
Make you a bet. Bet my vision of GOD is a lot closer to reality than your ICON is to what jesus looked like!
Some other gems of wisdom to mull over:
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 168 children.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 38 minutes.
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
It's a little-known fact that the smartest animal is the pig. Scientists say if pigs had thumbs and a language, they could be trained to do simple manual labor. They give you 20 to 30 years of loyal service, and at their retirement dinner, you can eat them.
Due to the shape of the North American elk's esophagus, even if it could speak, it could not pronounce the word lasagna.