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jar
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Message 181 of 264 (168705)
12-15-2004 7:33 PM
Reply to: Message 169 by Justice
12-14-2004 6:45 PM


Re: Pick up at the other BoM thread ?
Besides, who do you think that God should look like?
That's easy.
She's fairly short, dark hair in a pony tail and big eyes. Slim, no earings, smallbreasts, small ass, small feet and a wiggle when she walks and a giggle when she talks and that's what makes the world go 'round.

Aslan is not a Tame Lion

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jar
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Message 200 of 264 (170510)
12-21-2004 4:09 PM
Reply to: Message 192 by Justice
12-21-2004 2:21 PM


Re: Pick up at the other BoM thread ?
jar writes:
That's easy.
She's fairly short, dark hair in a pony tail and big eyes. Slim, no earings, smallbreasts, small ass, small feet and a wiggle when she walks and a giggle when she talks and that's what makes the world go 'round.
And what makes you think that is not exactly how GOD looks?

Aslan is not a Tame Lion

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jar
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Message 209 of 264 (170551)
12-21-2004 4:57 PM
Reply to: Message 203 by Justice
12-21-2004 4:31 PM


Hey Cliff.
Justice writes:
we are not ignorant people here in this forum.
Make you a bet. Bet my vision of GOD is a lot closer to reality than your ICON is to what jesus looked like!
Some other gems of wisdom to mull over:
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 168 children.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 38 minutes.
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
It's a little-known fact that the smartest animal is the pig. Scientists say if pigs had thumbs and a language, they could be trained to do simple manual labor. They give you 20 to 30 years of loyal service, and at their retirement dinner, you can eat them.
Due to the shape of the North American elk's esophagus, even if it could speak, it could not pronounce the word lasagna.

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jar
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Posts: 34026
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Message 222 of 264 (171099)
12-23-2004 9:33 AM
Reply to: Message 220 by SoulSlay
12-23-2004 1:29 AM


Re: Oh, jealous
I canot believe that no one recognized the source for all that wisdom. The point is that they were all Clavinisms, just as much of what I see in this thread. Whe we go from discussing LDS to what GOD looks like to condeming people to Hell because then think GOD might be a little dark haired girl, we have moved from reason into the World of Clavinism.
Let's try to head back towards the topic.
Cheers.

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