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Topic: Quote of the Year
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Tal
Member (Idle past 5696 days) Posts: 1140 From: Fort Bragg, NC Joined: 12-29-2004
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Message 1 of 13 (175403)
01-10-2005 3:46 AM
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Just thought this was worth mentioning. Life doesn't get much better than this.... Val Kilmer
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My role consisted mostly of sharing a bed with Angelina Jolie and throwing her around in it, which is about as much fun as it is possible for a man to have, Kilmer said, reports Sky News. Don’t tell her or Oliver Stone this, but when we were doing the really sexy bits, I kept messing up my lines on purpose. I would get right to the end of the scene and then mess up the last bit so we would have to do it again. I spent four months doing that all day and someone paid me millions of dollars for the pleasure.
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arachnophilia
Member (Idle past 1362 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: 05-21-2004
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Message 2 of 13 (175408)
01-10-2005 4:26 AM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Tal
01-10-2005 3:46 AM
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now that just makes me hate val kilmer. in that jealous kind of way.
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Silent H
Member (Idle past 5838 days) Posts: 7405 From: satellite of love Joined: 12-11-2002
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now that just makes me hate val kilmer. Why, because he got to get in a bed with Angelie Jolie and throw her around? What the hell fun is that? Oh wait, he did earn millions of dollars. Now I get it.
holmes "...what a fool believes he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.."(D. Bros)
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epoch9
Inactive Junior Member
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Message 4 of 13 (175969)
01-11-2005 6:51 PM
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I got a better quote!
" the supreme court says the definition of porn is, anything with no artistic merits, that causes sexual thoughts. that's their definition...no artistic merit...causes sexual thoughts...hmmmmmmmm. sounds like just about everything on television to me." William Melvin Hicks or how about another one... " one man, one woman...HAH! How about one man, six women...one for each of my penises!" My best friend, Brad
when knowledge is outlawed...only outlaws will have knowledge
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arachnophilia
Member (Idle past 1362 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: 05-21-2004
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Message 5 of 13 (176241)
01-12-2005 11:49 AM
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Reply to: Message 3 by Silent H
01-10-2005 4:45 AM
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well it was more of "sounds like a much better fun to pay ratio than my job" but whatever. and you wouldn't like to toss angelina jolie around a little?
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Dan Carroll
Inactive Member
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Message 6 of 13 (176244)
01-12-2005 12:06 PM
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Reply to: Message 4 by epoch9
01-11-2005 6:51 PM
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Re: I got a better quote!
Not fair, Bill Hicks died years ago! Besides, the best thing Bill Hicks ever said was:
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If comedy is an escape from anything, it is an escape from illusions. The comic, by using the Voice of Reason, reminds us of our True Reality, and in that moment of recognition, we laugh, and the 'reality of the daily grind' is shown for what it is - unreal... a joke. True comedy turns circles into spirals. What before seemed a tiresome, frightening, or frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all. The audience is relieved to know they're not alone in thinking, "This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense. Surely I'm not the only one who thinks so. And surely there must be an answer..." Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
Either that or:
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I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I recommend you look around the world in which we live... and shut your fucking mouth.
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aristarchus
Member (Idle past 326 days) Posts: 31 Joined: 01-11-2005
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Message 7 of 13 (176364)
01-12-2005 8:21 PM
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BEST RANT
Do they get better than this one from Eta Carinae? "Arkathon - you are a dimwit. Pure and simple, a dimwit. Your diatribes make no sense, when you don't understand something you flit quickly around writing some new nonsense like a butterfly going from flower to flower. Everything to you is a complex fog of technical jargon because simple sentences befuddle you. Hence, to compensate for a lack of understanding it's all branded a conspiracy from 'cultists' as you put it. Instead of the reality which is your lack of comprehension and the fact that you belong probably to some minor North American Christian Cult with some bizarre title like the Southern Ohio Tabernacle Brethren of the Adventist Nazarene Apostolic Calvary Chapel. A cult so minor that apart from a few methodone drop outs and lifelong nutcases it wouldn't exist....Dork" This message has been edited by barfly, 01-13-2005 06:48 AM
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Silent H
Member (Idle past 5838 days) Posts: 7405 From: satellite of love Joined: 12-11-2002
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you wouldn't like to toss angelina jolie around a little? For millions of dollars? Yes. For free? No way. I'd rather have sex with her. Tossing around someone I feel sexually attracted to would just feel frustrating or immature.
holmes "...what a fool believes he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.."(D. Bros) "Don't believe I'm taken in by stories I have heard, I just read the Daily News and swear by every word.."(Steely Dan)
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arachnophilia
Member (Idle past 1362 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: 05-21-2004
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Message 9 of 13 (176861)
01-14-2005 1:56 AM
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Reply to: Message 8 by Silent H
01-13-2005 12:27 PM
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agreed agreed. but still, it'd be fun.
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epoch9
Inactive Junior Member
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Message 10 of 13 (177162)
01-14-2005 10:29 PM
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the merits of angelina tossing.
I would disagree, It would be quite satisfying to toss angelina jolie, out of a window. but thats just me...
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crashfrog
Member (Idle past 1485 days) Posts: 19762 From: Silver Spring, MD Joined: 03-20-2003
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Message 11 of 13 (177194)
01-15-2005 2:19 AM
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Reply to: Message 10 by epoch9
01-14-2005 10:29 PM
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It would be quite satisfying to toss angelina jolie, out of a window. No, too frustrating. Anytime she landed chest-first she'd bounce right back up, and you'd be back where you started.
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berberry
Inactive Member
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Message 12 of 13 (177197)
01-15-2005 2:28 AM
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Zell Miller
The red dixiecrat gets my vote for quote of the year, challenging Chris Matthews on Harball just after his speech at the red convention:
I wish we lived in the day when you could challenge a man to a duel!
Keep America Safe AND Free!
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Rrhain
Member Posts: 6351 From: San Diego, CA, USA Joined: 05-03-2003
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Message 13 of 13 (177402)
01-15-2005 11:10 PM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Tal
01-10-2005 3:46 AM
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Jon Stewart on Crossfire. He had quite a few good ones:
I made a special effort to come on the show today, because I have privately, amongst my friends and also in occasional newspapers and television shows, mentioned this show as being bad. ...it's not so much that it's bad, as it's hurting America.... Stop, stop, stop, stop hurting America. And this one to Tucker Carlson:
You know what's interesting, though? You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show.
Rrhain WWJD? JWRTFM!
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