If You Could Ask Yahweh a Question What Would It Be

Lord: Why does everything have to happen the hard way for humanity? Why is it so hard to relate to you--you who are so awesome and loving and yet so mysterious? How can I get through to Arachnophilia--the one who is so intellectual yet also so at a loss to knowing you?(Oh wait...I only get one question?) OK....Can you help me to be better able to communicate the message that you would that I communicate? If not, help me in my unbelief.

LOL! The Lord would probably say "Thou fool! does thou thinkest that thy life consists of the pleasure derived from thy own efforts? Ye strive in vain for thy greater levels when all that is needed for life can be found in me. Or in Resident Evil 5, out next June! "Maybe we should rephrase the question.If you found a lamp and a big genie popped out with three wishes, what would yours be?This message has been edited by Phatboy, 03-26-2005 07:11 AM

And then the genie would say,
"Four?! Who do you think I am? God? "

< !--UB -->< !--UB -->< !--UE-->Its his world. We only live in it!

I was joking. I am an annoying absolutist, however while you seem to be more geared towards intellectual study of religion and not as much of a personal relationship type guy. You describe yourself as a non kosher Jew. I wanted a reaction out of you and I got it! Nothing personally insulting was mean't by it---I just wanted to see your reaction. Tell God not to smite me!This message has been edited by Phatboy, 03-26-2005 10:29 AM