The Return of Humor

Another couple, sort of the old-fashioned kind, had gotten married that same afternoon and were finally at the Honeymoon Suite. The bride was in bed in her frilly negligee, and the hubby came in, sat down on a chair, and took off his shoes and socks. The girl took a look and said, "Oh, you poor baby! What's the matter with your toes?"He: "I thought you'd seen my feet before! I had tolio when I was a little boy, and that's why they look twisted like that."
She: "Tolio? Don't you mean polio?"
He: "no, but that does kind of sound similar. No, tolio is a kind of rare disease that only affects your toes."He proceeded to take of his trousers, and she exclaimed: "Darling! What's the matter with your knees?!"
He: "Oh, yeah, that's why I don't wear shorts. I thought I had told you - I had kneezles when I was a kid."
She: "Kneezles? Don't you mean measles?"
He: "No....but that one sounds kind of similar, too. Huh! No, kneezles is another kind of rare disease - all it does is make your knees look like cauliflowers - like mine. I'm sorry they startled you."
Then he dropped his boxers, with a gleam in his eye, and the poor girl wailed,"Oh my Gawd, don't tell me that you had smallcox, too!!!!"

Does anybody else miss Betta? And Desdamona? Now THAT was humo(u)r!

The Cuddly Menace is rather nice.....
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What struck you when you saw the thread "Lessons of Genesis (B'resheet)" in one of the Bible forums here? I thought "Does a B'resheet in the woods?" But maybe that's just me.This message has been edited by AdminPhat, 04-08-2005 12:03 PM