Nutballs who will believe anything

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I used to work cash at a grocery store and on very boring evenings we found something to amuse ourselves - made fun of the tabloids. There is this one that's printed in black and white (totally can't remember the name).

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That's the Weekly world News!...which is, IMHO, a work of art.

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I've seen Satan burst out of hell, appear in the sky over the vatican, and several other key religious spots. If it wasn't the same picture (used loosely) that they used EVERYTIME maybe they would have succeeded in convincing someone of it.... or maybe not. It's the same tabloid that runs all those stories about Batboy. Some people will always be gullible enough to believe whatever they hear, but hey, it keeps the tabloids in print!

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LOVE Batboy!

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There are many proves that what God says was correct before science. He knew to wash and all about quarantine. He shows that he knew all things before man's arrogance.

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...yeah, and that stuff about the moon being a source of light, and there being a "firmament" that the stars are "set into", and the cure for leprosy which involves sprinkling or wiping bird and lamb's blood on the afflicted, that ostriches are cruel and inattentive parents (that was a new one I just found), that mental illness is really demonic posession, that believers can drink poison and be unaffected, God's anger causes earthquakes and other natural disasters, that rabbits chew their cud, that insects have 4 legs, that bats are birds, and that dragons, unicorns, ans satyrs actually exist have sure been signs that the Bible is an excellent sourse of accurate knowledge about nature.