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Tal
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Message 1 of 14 (213585)
06-02-2005 4:01 PM

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her
calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million
illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them
all a cow.
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CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
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TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse!
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
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And Last but not least.....
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George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart ..
"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and
Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take
the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard,
and haul her butt off to jail."
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coffee_addict
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Message 2 of 14 (213596)
06-02-2005 4:48 PM 		Reply to: Message 1 by Tal
06-02-2005 4:01 PM

COWS
Immigrants don't register when they were born, wear tags on their ears, or have tattoos burned on their arses.
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CONSTITUTION
Iraq has no states like us.
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TEN COMMANDMENTS
But those people aren't really lawyers, judges, and politicians if they commited those things.
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And last but not least....
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We know for a fact that Martha Stewart lied in court. We don't know if Simpson or Bryant are guilty of their supposed criminal acts.
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Message 3 of 14 (213597)
06-02-2005 4:50 PM 		Reply to: Message 1 by Tal
06-02-2005 4:01 PM

Lost immigrants
Boy! that is a lot of illegal immigrants. It must be because there are so many Christians in the USA. They believe in reaching out and helping just anyone even useless wetbacks.
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What you need there is more immoral, selfish, atheist, evolutionists like we have here to help stop them from getting into your country.
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Message 4 of 14 (213599)
06-02-2005 4:53 PM 		Reply to: Message 3 by NosyNed
06-02-2005 4:50 PM

Re: Lost immigrants
Nothing like a bit of evolutionist eugenics to sort out the immigration problems, eh?
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Message 5 of 14 (213608)
06-02-2005 5:47 PM 		Reply to: Message 3 by NosyNed
06-02-2005 4:50 PM

Re: Lost immigrants
What you need there is more immoral, selfish, atheist, evolutionists like we have here to help stop them from getting into your country.
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You realise when Faith shows up here and the AM for this thread redlines it's all your fault!
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Oops! Wrong Planet
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Message 6 of 14 (213687)
06-02-2005 10:54 PM 		Reply to: Message 5 by MangyTiger
06-02-2005 5:47 PM

Re: Lost immigrants
I give up. What does AM stand for? Yes I'm an idiot.
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'Most temperate in the pleasures of the body, his passion was for glory only, and in that he was insatiable.'
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Message 7 of 14 (213689)
06-02-2005 10:57 PM 		Reply to: Message 6 by Alexander
06-02-2005 10:54 PM

Re: Lost immigrants
Activity Meter. The line beneath topic lists. It starts green and based on the number of posts in a given period of time it can turn yellow or red.
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Aslan is not a Tame Lion
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Message 8 of 14 (213691)
06-02-2005 11:00 PM 		Reply to: Message 6 by Alexander
06-02-2005 10:54 PM

Re: Lost immigrants
He is talking about an activity meter.
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The red or yellow or green line under threads on the All Topics page.
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Message 9 of 14 (213899)
06-03-2005 1:31 PM 		Reply to: Message 2 by coffee_addict
06-02-2005 4:48 PM

Hi GAW-Snow,
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GS writes:
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Immigrants don't register when they were born, wear tags on their ears, or have tattoos burned on their arses
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In the UK these laws look like they could be on the statute books pretty soon.
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Mick
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Tal
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Message 10 of 14 (213907)
06-03-2005 1:44 PM 		Reply to: Message 2 by coffee_addict
06-02-2005 4:48 PM

This was meant in fun but Iraq does have 18 provinces; Al Anbar, Al Basrah, Al Muthanna, Al Qadisiyah, An Najaf, Arbil, As Sulaymaniyah, At Ta'mim, Babil, Baghdad, Dahuk, Dhi Qar, Diyala, Karbala', Maysan, Ninawa, Salah ad Din, Wasit.
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If you live in Europe, the US has either saved your ass or kicked your ass.
No webpage found at provided URL: www.1st-vets.us
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ringo
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Message 11 of 14 (213910)
06-03-2005 1:50 PM 		Reply to: Message 10 by Tal
06-03-2005 1:44 PM

Canada has provinces too. We don't want your Constitution either.
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This message has been edited by Ringo316, 2005-06-03 11:51 AM
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People who think they have all the answers usually don't understand the questions.
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coffee_addict
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Message 12 of 14 (213912)
06-03-2005 1:53 PM 		Reply to: Message 10 by Tal
06-03-2005 1:44 PM

Exactly! Read the constitution again. It uses the term "states" not "provinces"
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jar
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Message 13 of 14 (213918)
06-03-2005 2:07 PM 		Reply to: Message 1 by Tal
06-02-2005 4:01 PM

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her
calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million
illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them
all a cow.
​
I agree with your suggestion that we should have a universal registry of every individual born on this earth and that the individuals movements should be documented so that everytime the person moves from one locale to another it is recorded.
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Thank you for suggesting that solution.
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Aslan is not a Tame Lion
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lfen
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Message 14 of 14 (214246)
06-04-2005 5:26 PM 		Reply to: Message 1 by Tal
06-02-2005 4:01 PM

But they are unable to locate 11 million
illegal aliens wandering around our country.
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If they can't locate them how do they know there are 11 million of them?
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lfen
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