Idiocy of the most amusing kind.....

you are a complete idiot ! You will know the true God some day.

seems to me that all of you who dont know the one and only true god thru faith..ahumm your own faith.. which is weaker than a card made house, seem to find the time to detail your thoughts and comments knowing more about the bible than i do. i find that simply funny.
also.. that goofball who gave the inital joke about : who made the cow.. is a joke.. seriously a joke made to burr the christian followers of Jesus. Simply a weak mind made that joke up.. ALSO when all of you finish your laffable posts, and one day you meet the true God... you will find out too late for your souls, you waste your time debating and not believing.. try to look to the truth.. and the truth is the word of God.. thru faith you believe..not debate.
GROW UP YOU MEN OF WORLDLY THOUGHTS. Even the faith of a child is able to believe. But you few seem to want to add weights to your thoughts to enable you to be rewarded wordly by other men by expressing your foolish thoughts and untruthfull finds by other mens
foolish writtings or lies..and you choose to believe them..

all i can say to that post...is: lots and lots of big words.. but i understood it... lol... my comment is this: i do not post to fancy anyones mindset on any topic in review; i do like to say this :
LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF!
i have really got to get myself some new boxing gloves.. and fancy a drink of ale...lol..these post are better than watching donald duck run into a wall he has already spied before he decided to run into it.
by the wayward soul...btw...ya'll scare me !
have a good day... ahhh entertainment at its best..evolution vs. creationism.. lol. to string this topic on and on to aphelion is beyond me.. someone tell me what is to gain with this childish bickering.. please post soon ..sheesh.

"someone tell me what is to gain with this childish bickering.. please post soon ..sheesh. "
--I don't know, this 'childish bickering' didn't start untill you started posting. Also, this is the 'free for all' forum, so your going to get flames flying all over the place, but I have yet to see much of that 'childish bickering'-----------------------------------------------
are you born again....
i am..
there is nothing so funny as a fat tripped up bunny as he trys to run away....hey creation dude....lol i love to cause people to post...thats what this is for..it fills my spare time...and i get a kick out of it.. dont care what you all think of my post... i just cant stop laughing at thoes who have to research their answers just to post a reply to a simple man as me.. im not a teen im 46...i dont use big words not used daily in normal conversation..i think these post are just what some of you need.."Hey lookie me i wrote some big ole words that no one else can understand and that makes me feel big!" That is how i see the rest of you who post fancy stuff.. yeah..stuff....you may have the brain power to post fancy words and all, but you lack in FAITH to believe even in the simple things.. didnt your momma ever tell you ,, just believe...because thats the way it is....and you call yourselves smart... i got a dog smarter than all of you..lol you all make me laugh... and i hope you post to me lots of stuff.. cause im bored , and i need attention lol.. oopss i just gave your weak minds something to post about..FLAME ON GOOF BALLS! i can take it , and i can dish it out.. bRING it ON..hahahaha
doinker...i got the brains of a snail.. but i can cross water by the wind. what can you do. lol

Sung to the tune of "They call him the streak":Yeah, they call me the doinker,
I'm just a big oinker!
I'm so stupid that I thinks
Registering's just for dinks,
So everyone posts as the doinker.

nobod;y loves me.. yes i sometimes spell things backwards and see numbers backwards.. but i am saved... thats all i care about.. i dont care about you at all......yes we need people who can spell good and go to the moon, and i thank god for them.. but not for people like you who spend their time in here debating simple problems of faith.. your smarts may get you to the moon, but my FAITH is going to get me beyond the moon, and beyond the fountain of youth.. i will live forever.. thru Jesus.. now make a piece of machinery that can do that smart one. lol hajhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
doinker.. gotta love me.... im for real .. are you lol ahhahaha

Say it loud!
I'm dumb and proud!

i did not post post number 65 lol but speaking of evolution vs. creation , what do you think of this post in reply to a fella who wondered , does man need a spiritual creator..a religion to keep his flesh balanced in this life.. here is my reply;
Firstly let me say this: Religion is a man made way of worshiping a god of some order. I must admitt, that I do agree with your assumption that man needs a spiritual being of some sort to worship to maintain a mental balance to his fleshly life. Albeit, I am not one to argue an assumption of equil or unlevel prescribed thinking without a knowledegable base for what I am trying to point out.
Taking what you have written as a worthwhile thought, I would rather
cut off my right arm before I mistakenly twist your post. Tho I will render my thoughts as to what I can justly qualify as an answer to what appears to be a realm disease that all men of highter thinking equibically run into.
Thousands of years ago a scripture of the Holy kind was written and not taken for the truth it holds. Tho man in his ignorance does admittidly question his own mindthought to a point that he knowingly acesses his need to have a spiritual being of some kind to render his inner thoughts to. The truth of the matter in a nutshell is this:
When one can explain his existance in a factual, proveable documented manner, we then can only assume that man is his own god.
Also, when man comes to this conclusion, he bids his soul farewell to Hell whilst he renders his mindset a kilidescope of tourmented fusion of thinking that ends in a futile frustration of fractured living as you stated in your post. Man cannot live on bread alone.
Evolution or Creation.. it is a demise of thought that one must come to a conclusion thru faith in that which was not seen and is not seen to come about in either to this very day.
Therefore., I agree with you that man holds apart from his flesh, the spiritual being within each of us as humans...tho a baby suckles from its mother until weened..man must suckle at the very same venture of finding his spiritual endevour.
Tho there is a documentation recorded by man, that this documentaion is refered to as the Bible.. and within its contents suffices the spiritual need of all men.. but none come to find the true meaning and living word that is given by a single God who created all things.. yet man must find different and believe his own reasoning.. and twisting the fabrication of his mind to please himself. Only a fool says in his heart..there is no god. Yet we have proof..and there is proof..and soon to be seen proof .
I hope you find this post a simple answer to your posted question..
Is the spirit of man his religion , or is there truly a god who has created all things and that is the God we worship.
doinker.

what drugs am i on..
if i were a stuffy type of person i would tell you to lift off .. but i wont... i could respond with words of hurt, or insinuation...but i wont .. i could hunt you down, but i wont...i could leave and never come back , and hope you have a nice life but i wont...i could call you vulgar names ..but i wont, i simply find you personally quite amusing to chat with.. like you i am bored as hell, and find these post quite invigorating to my spirit. I am not attemmpting to find a friend.. (well maybe i am), but i have learned thru years of hurt that there is no such thing as a friend...some may say i have issues to attend to in my personal life.. i find them quite right in thier findings.. but can obstain from and refrain from
crossing the line..unlike others may.. or have done... i am truly a very nice person, and i would give my right arm to help anyone in need. tho you will never know me, nor meet me. ..nor care how i feel.
i will look you all kindly in your twinkling eyes, and give you a look of love, and slowly turn my back side to you and strut away from you as i whistle...jesus loves me this i know, for the bible tells me so... i have a belief.. i believe in a god...and i await his comming..and someday i too will be with him where there is no pain of others cackeling over me with their big words and thoughts...i will walk streets of gold...and i will meet my dearly departed mother, as well as many of my friends i have led to Christ.. i will have my tears wiped away by Jesus himself...i will no longer know pain or sorrow...i will be in light and darkness will neigh befall me ever again. i will pay a penny for a pound of wheat pressed down and shaken and filled to overflowing. And most of all, i will meet the ones who also made Jesus thier god..and i will call them brother..and Jesus is my only friend i have here on earth.
bye to all of you.. i leave you in your world of words..i leave you in your nest of bees which sting a hurt. I will leave you now in your wonder of life, as i look above to my creator of all...and someday i will be with him is all i care to know..
ROMANS 10: VERSES 9-10 doinker

Bet you're stunned!
I ain't so dumb!

I wuz....Drivin down da highwA on Hiway 64, sumone blu a big 1 and blew me out tha dor! the tires cudn't tak it, the engin fel appart, and alllll this hapend cuz my extraly super sonik...BeanZ Beans the Magical frut the more ya...the mor...ugh.. .no.. .*thump*------------------^
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Oh crap, I think I gave myself away! I think I found doinkers dealer, you never mess with bubba...

shut up goof ball.

I did not post message 73..sheesh someone has gone more nuts than me.
gad..

i know that what you think you heard is what you thought i was saying, but i just want you to know that what you thought i meant was not what i intended you to think i said..hope that clears it up.duh doinker!

I DID NOT POST : I BET YOUR STUNNED IM NOT THAT DUMB.. SOMEONE ELSE DID SILLY.. AND BEING UNREGISTURD, ANYONE CAN POST AS ME..SO I DIDNT DO IT IM NOT THAT STUPID... SHEESH.