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arachnophilia Member (Idle past 1365 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: |
Google Moon Zoom all the way in! lol!
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kjsimons Member Posts: 822 From: Orlando,FL Joined: Member Rating: 5.3 |
Now Google wouldn't lie, so we now know what the moon is made of!!!
This message has been edited by kjsimons, 07-21-2005 09:36 PM
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arachnophilia Member (Idle past 1365 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: |
"dear google.
please fix your color palette. it seems to a bit short on the blue. thank you,anon e. mouse"
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Andya Primanda Inactive Member |
Hilarious. This is what you get when you buy bootleg DVDs from Chinese video pirates.
Life in Beirut Quotes: 'the backstroke of the west' 'You two be careful, he is a big' 'He big in nothing important in good elephant' 'Giving first aid the already disheveled hair projection' 'Worry to lose is to lead the evil augury'--Yoda. Okay the last one might not be a mistranslation after all!
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CK Member (Idle past 4149 days) Posts: 3221 Joined: |
http://EvC Forum: EVC forum: a play -->EvC Forum: EVC forum: a play
Classic - a must read for everyone - we've all been getting a bit shouty lately and it's a nice counterpoint to the more reflective post we got off Chris the other night. I almost fell off my chair. This message has been edited by Charles Knight, 10-Aug-2005 07:00 PM
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Yaro Member (Idle past 6518 days) Posts: 1797 Joined: |
Ya, that was awsome!
they should promote it. I wish he would ahve put it in the Coffee House to begin with, cuz that's where it's gonna go.
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arachnophilia Member (Idle past 1365 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: |
holmes and porno. who woulda thought?
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AdminAsgara Administrator (Idle past 2324 days) Posts: 2073 From: The Universe Joined: |
I'm almost thinking of leaving it where it is. He can add more acts to the play and it won't get bogged down with comments.
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roxrkool Member (Idle past 1010 days) Posts: 1497 From: Nevada Joined: |
ahahaha Loved it.
I can't wait till the next installment.
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.2 |
quote: Use your might powers, O AdminAsgara, to keep our grubby fingers off that pearl of great price! Though I do want to see those claims backed up with evidence. Especially that bit about holmes and you-know-who, joy of man's desiring... This message has been edited by Omnivorous, 08-10-2005 09:31 PM
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berberry Inactive Member |
"I think younger workers first of all, younger workers have been promised benefits the government promises that have been promised, benefits that we can't keep. That's just the way it is." George W. Bush, May 4, 2005 |
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riVeRraT Member (Idle past 438 days) Posts: 5788 From: NY USA Joined: |
Engrish.com vely funny web-site.
And a joke: BAPTIZING A DRUNK A man is stumbling through the woods, totallydrunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in thewater. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks himinto the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunksthe drunk in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?" (Are ya ready for this??????????????????) The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath andsays to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?
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jar Member (Idle past 416 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
From today's classifieds.
Aslan is not a Tame Lion |
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berberry Inactive Member |
"I think younger workers first of all, younger workers have been promised benefits the government promises that have been promised, benefits that we can't keep. That's just the way it is." George W. Bush, May 4, 2005
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kjsimons Member Posts: 822 From: Orlando,FL Joined: Member Rating: 5.3 |
In keeping with the theme of your pictures, I give you Florida's new state song.
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