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Topic: All hail the might Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Silent H
Member (Idle past 5840 days) Posts: 7405 From: satellite of love Joined: 12-11-2002
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Message 31 of 40 (238210)
08-29-2005 7:10 AM
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Reply to: Message 30 by cavediver
08-29-2005 6:30 AM
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Re: Nay not FSM but Cthulhu!
It has been revealed to me that the FSM is a fasle god perpetrated by Nyarlathotep. I don't know if this is true. Surely you realize that Nyarlathotep spelled backwards is petohtalrayn, which is swalindish for Pepto-Bismol.
holmes "...what a fool believes he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.."(D. Bros)
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CK
Member (Idle past 4148 days) Posts: 3221 Joined: 07-04-2004
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Message 32 of 40 (239146)
08-31-2005 5:11 PM
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Blogposts | The Guardian hahah
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Dear Thomas Falcins, the laws of man are no match for the self-evident truth of his noodliness. You and your 'lord jesus'(whoever he is) will be sorry when we're in heaven in our beautiful pirate clothes, watching strippers and drinking beer with the holy midget. You will hunger and thirst for pasta and beer and wish that you'd worshiped with us!
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Tomas Kalcins whilst it's lovely to see you practising the lack of tolerance and level headed inteligent debate for which your bloody handed heresy is renowned the world over. I offer you a simple test of faith, you and Bobby Henderson stand in a neutral public place Times Square or the Kings Road maybe he armed with beer and a stripper (maybe 2) you with the articles of your faith and each of you request a show of faith from the passers by. Now this isn't a level field for you start off with more followers on your side and yet I feel the power of the holy spirit though it may move among the people will fall before the might of the noodly appendage and Bobby will leave with more displays of faith than yourself. To round the day off you could both pray to be raised unto the air by the hands/appendages of your respective lords and the first one to reach ohh 20 feet say has proven that his is the true lord and goes on to face Buddah in the semi finals
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arachnophilia
Member (Idle past 1364 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: 05-21-2004
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Message 33 of 40 (239252)
08-31-2005 9:17 PM
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Reply to: Message 32 by CK
08-31-2005 5:11 PM
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and goes on to face Buddah in the semi finals lmao.
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JD39
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And Then There's The Racist Sadist Retarded Baby Theory
I love the FSM theory, but I also liked the Racist Sadist Retarded Baby Theory.
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Wolf
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Message 35 of 40 (240037)
09-02-2005 4:41 PM
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Reply to: Message 1 by CK
08-22-2005 12:06 PM
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Lets not forget about those that believe we were put here by alien beings from other star systems. Some even think we are an experiment by the aliens or that they are currently experimenting on us. This Theory should be taught as well!!
Genesis 9:16-17 16 When the rainbow is in the cloud and I see it, I will remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of every kind on the earth. 17 So God said to Noah, "This is the sign of the covenant that I established between me and all life on earth." and - I thought Rainbows were naturally occuring by the defraction of light through water.
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ReverendDG
Member (Idle past 4130 days) Posts: 1119 From: Topeka,kansas Joined: 06-06-2005
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Message 36 of 40 (241985)
09-09-2005 8:29 PM
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I am a pastafarian
I am swayed by the great words of his noodleness the FSM so i have joined in to be a pastafarian raiman my brothers!
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Thor
Member (Idle past 5931 days) Posts: 148 From: Sydney, Australia Joined: 12-20-2004
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Re: I am a pastafarian
so i have joined in to be a pastafarian Is that where you use ganja instead of oregano?
On the 7th day, God was arrested.
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Phat
Member Posts: 18298 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: 12-30-2003 Member Rating: 1.1
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Message 38 of 40 (242073)
09-10-2005 11:00 AM
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Reply to: Message 15 by jar
08-24-2005 11:29 PM
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Re: Thor's spiritual awakening
Jar writes: The High Priest is Papa Pastor Pasta. And there are fond memories of Father Fettucini and communion mass, with the Tomato sauce and breaking of the Lasagna! Sounds a bit like Intelligent Buffet theory (IB) to me!
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Coragyps
Member (Idle past 755 days) Posts: 5553 From: Snyder, Texas, USA Joined: 11-12-2002
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Message 39 of 40 (242076)
09-10-2005 11:39 AM
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Reply to: Message 38 by Phat
09-10-2005 11:00 AM
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Re: Thor's spiritual awakening
Jimmy Buffet did write some fairly intelligent lyrics......
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Parasomnium
Member Posts: 2224 Joined: 07-15-2003
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Message 40 of 40 (242308)
09-11-2005 6:20 PM
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Emanation in Kew.
I have just returned from a holiday in England and I am happy to tell you all that I have had the good fortune to meet with the Flying Spaghetti Monster in person. It was in Kew Gardens that I found myself suddenly confronted with the glorious appearance of His Holy Noodliness. Although flabbergasted by the experience, I still managed to grab my camera and snap a picture. Here it is:
As you can see, there were no meat balls visible, so I guess I must have seen only its backside. But what a magnificent backside! Anyway, happy noodling and may your pasta always be al dente.
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