Welcome to the boards Roy!
But, I think you missed the point of the thread. Rather than trying to knock down my crazy ideas, you are supposed to be coming up with crazy ideas of your own.
You'll find out fast enough that no amount of rational, well thought out discussion, backed up by centuries of observation makes any difference when trying to disprove the "theories" that get posted here.
Besides, channeling a true creationist - "I discount everything you say out of hand. Despite the fact that I don't understand any of your points and have never bothered to study any of the fields I contradict, I read a book once and it says you are wrong."