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macaroniandcheese 
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Message 21 of 217 (252707)
10-18-2005 10:36 AM


so a nice little irish lady walks into a day spa in bonny dublin
the spa owner, a kindly fellow, askes her "how can i help yeh tehday?"
she replies, i'd rather enjoy one of yeh milk baths. that sounds mighty relaxin."
he responds, very gud choice they are quite good for the skin and the warmth is very nice... would you like the milk pasteurized?"
"nay, up to me tits'll be fine"

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Message 35 of 217 (255740)
10-31-2005 12:46 AM
Reply to: Message 33 by Phat
10-29-2005 6:40 PM


Re: You never know whats on the road ahead
haha. women may be bad drivers, but we're smart victims

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Message 37 of 217 (256087)
11-01-2005 6:50 PM


whites only
the best laugh in a while. mostly work safe article with one small nonsexual picture.
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And why you think you take a Ho to a Ho-tel
Ho-tell everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in the sky for the Ho-zone layer
Now C'mon playa wants a Ho always
And Ho's neva close, they open like hallways

  
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Message 40 of 217 (256112)
11-01-2005 10:54 PM
Reply to: Message 38 by coffee_addict
11-01-2005 7:30 PM


Re: Dear God...
omg that's so cute *dies*

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Message 101 of 217 (267227)
12-09-2005 2:32 PM
Reply to: Message 98 by Parasomnium
12-09-2005 9:52 AM


Re: Creation Science!
1. Do you reproduce sexually or asexually?
neither.
2. Are you male, female or hermaphrodite?
female
3. Are you a pure-bred ancestor?
i'm no one's ancestor
4. Do you lay eggs?
every month without fail.
4. Does ancestry run in your family?
apparently.
5. Do you object against incest?
i don't understand the question.
6. How about bestiality?
i think there's a video of a guy getting killed by a horse.
it would be bad enough for me to squirt out a non-hybridized offspring.
7. Strangle sex?
i've choked a chicken, so to speak. but not my own. see answer to number ten.
8. How many times a day must you be fed?
don't feed the fatties.
9. Do you require a stable, a dark cave or underwater2 sleeping quarters?
yes. cave.
10. How many legs do you have?
only 2. i lay eggs.
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i'm worldwide bitch, act like ya'll don't know.

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Message 103 of 217 (267249)
12-09-2005 3:21 PM
Reply to: Message 102 by Parasomnium
12-09-2005 3:12 PM


Re: Evaluation
did i just pass a datability exam?

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Message 107 of 217 (267262)
12-09-2005 3:59 PM
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12-09-2005 3:54 PM


Re: Evaluation
sorry. i don't go for latin men.

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Message 118 of 217 (268128)
12-12-2005 11:19 AM
Reply to: Message 113 by Omnivorous
12-09-2005 6:11 PM


Re: Evaluation

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Message 119 of 217 (268129)
12-12-2005 11:21 AM
Reply to: Message 117 by coffee_addict
12-11-2005 6:34 PM


Re: Rrhain, I think you would like this one
*creams*

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Message 121 of 217 (269319)
12-14-2005 5:09 PM
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12-13-2005 7:57 PM


Re: Pearls Before Swine

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Message 124 of 217 (269611)
12-15-2005 9:35 AM


come see the softer side of mom...
holy crap roflchopper.

  
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Message 126 of 217 (269665)
12-15-2005 12:28 PM



  
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Message 144 of 217 (273376)
12-27-2005 10:32 PM


okay so i felt like looking up cultwatch cause the spidey said something about it and you know about curiosity and cats.
the world religions page
said this
World religions are not cults, but cults are often based around them. (important note just in case.)
-and-
How does a person’s religion effect them?
Since their religion dictates their world view, their understanding of reality, it is used as a set of base rules to help formulate their decisions.
For example:
A Christian would not be keen to be involved with a séance; because she believes that there is a God, that God wrote the Bible, and since the Bible commands that people avoid necromancy (communication with the dead) she had better obey that command.
A Hindu may not want to eat beef since he believes cows are sacred and he would generate bad karma for his next life.
An Atheist or “Naturalist” may believe that there is nothing beyond the material realm, and finding this thought depressing she turns to alcohol, or some other form of escape to dull the pain of the “pointlessness of life”.
A Muslim may take a trip to Mecca, since he believes that the God of Islam has commanded every Muslim, who is able, to do this at least once in his lifetime.
i was caught off-guard by one of these. so i emailed them.
An Atheist or "Naturalist" may believe that there is nothing beyond the material realm, and finding this thought depressing she turns to alcohol, or some other form of escape to dull the pain of the "pointlessness of life".
this was on your world religions page. i find it amusing that this was listed along with the very noble goals of those of religious faith.
as a christian, i feel called to compassion. your name-calling does not follow this. perhaps you should say something like the following:
because the atheist or 'naturalist' does not believe in a god or an after life, he may try to live this life as morally and fulfilling as possible knowing it is his only opportunity to do so.
it is fine for you to say later that you think it does matter what one believes, but if you're going to list the hindu abstainance from beef-eating and islamic pilgrimages and christian abstainance from necromancy, you should establish a positive aspect of atheism. i assure you, there are plenty. like the lack of an angry and vengeful god which so many christians are stuck on. but then i'm not that kind of christian.
or you could forego all that and list off the negative aspects of hinduism or islam, too. you know. killing the infidels and sacrificing to khali and all that fun stuff. not that christians and jews are all that free of commands to kill the infidels and cast the heretic from their presence.
i thought it was funny.

“I asked for the vegetarian."
"Ah, yes, the vegetarian, yes! There we go, Mr. Hitler. There we go... Like a bit of wine? Thank you very much...you Nazi shithead!"

  
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Message 157 of 217 (283553)
02-02-2006 10:17 PM
Reply to: Message 156 by arachnophilia
02-02-2006 3:17 PM


Re: the perry bible fellowship
btw.
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Message 159 of 217 (283558)
02-02-2006 10:30 PM
Reply to: Message 158 by arachnophilia
02-02-2006 10:19 PM


Re: the perry bible fellowship
i posted the ones i thought were funny.

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