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RAZD
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Message 16 of 217 (250355)
10-09-2005 11:05 PM
Reply to: Message 15 by berberry
10-09-2005 10:22 PM


Re: Soap Opera Update
roflol!

You forgot: Mike told everyone that it was all their fault, Laura helped build a house for Trent, John thanked everyone for the nice party, and Dick has gone into hiding again.


we are limited in our ability to understand
by our ability to understand

RebelAAmerican.Zen[Deist
... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ...
to share.


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Message 17 of 217 (251075)
10-12-2005 8:46 AM


God on Right-Wing Fundies


"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss.,
Sept. 20, 2005.
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Thugpreacha
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Message 18 of 217 (251092)
10-12-2005 10:18 AM
Reply to: Message 17 by berberry
10-12-2005 8:46 AM


Re: God on Right-Wing Fundies
Thats hilarious! I put it in My Pictures file! :laugh:
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berberry
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Message 19 of 217 (251408)
10-13-2005 9:55 AM


And another...
If you've never checked out Slate's cartoon page you owe it to yourself to drop by for a visit. Tons and tons of cartoons on everything from gay marriage to terrorism. Lots of funny stuff, like the one I posted yesterday. Here's another sample from the religion catagory:


"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss.,
Sept. 20, 2005.
  
berberry
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Message 20 of 217 (252692)
10-18-2005 9:48 AM


Battle Hymn of the Republicans
This has been making the rounds on them thar internets. Apparently it's anonymous, I found it at Americablog:

Battle Hymn of the Republicans

Mine Eyes have seen the bungling of that stumbling moron Bush;
He has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push;
He has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush;
The Doofus marches on.

I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool;
There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school;
Should we fault him for the policies -- or is he just a tool?
The lies keep piling on.

Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!
His wreckage will live on.

I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires' lone heir;
As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier;
Let the smokestacks keep polluting -- do we really need clean air?
The surplus is all gone.

Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!
Your safety net is gone!

Now he had a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostrate state;
Though the whole world knows its crazy -- and the U.N. said to wait;
When he didn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate."
Diplomacy is done!

Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent; we have no moral bounds;
Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds;
Enraging several billions to his brainlessness redounds;
The Doofus marches on!

Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!
THIS...DOO...FUS...MAR...CHES...ON


"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss.,
Sept. 20, 2005.
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Message 21 of 217 (252707)
10-18-2005 10:36 AM


so a nice little irish lady walks into a day spa in bonny dublin
the spa owner, a kindly fellow, askes her "how can i help yeh tehday?"
she replies, i'd rather enjoy one of yeh milk baths. that sounds mighty relaxin."
he responds, very gud choice they are quite good for the skin and the warmth is very nice... would you like the milk pasteurized?"
"nay, up to me tits'll be fine"


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Thor
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Message 22 of 217 (252961)
10-19-2005 7:50 AM
Reply to: Message 21 by macaroniandcheese
10-18-2005 10:36 AM


I think that is the same little Irish lady that went on a trip to Russia.

When she returned she she was telling a friend all about it...

"...and I went and saw that famous Russian ballet."

"Bolshoi?" her friend responded.

"Nay, really. Honestly I did!"


The probability that someone is watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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berberry
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Message 23 of 217 (253245)
10-19-2005 11:22 PM


Armstrong's New Bling-Bling
Remember Armstrong Williams? The right-wing radio talkshow host who was paid under-the-table by the Bush administration to promote its education agenda? The anti-gay wingnut who's being sued by his male former personal trainer for sexual harrassment? Yeah, that Armstrong Williams!

Looks like maybe he sold his soul again:


"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss.,
Sept. 20, 2005.
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Lammy
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Message 24 of 217 (254086)
10-22-2005 9:15 PM


Keep your jesus off my penis!
http://jesuspenis.ericschwartz.com/media/video/JP_QT.mov
    
joshua221 
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Message 25 of 217 (254096)
10-22-2005 10:15 PM
Reply to: Message 2 by Thor
09-08-2005 11:29 PM


Hmm, I dont get it lol can u explain the punchline? I liked the storyline alot

quote:
There was a flash of light. “What was that?” said Sebastian. “Wha… hey wait … hey, I’m a prawn! I’ve changed back into a prawn!” he yelled happily. Immediately he swam back to the rock where he used to live with Christian.

“Hey Christian!” he called out, “It’s me, Sebastian! I’m back old buddy”

“You go away!” Christian called back. “You became a shark and you’re going to eat me. I don’t want you around here!”

“Don’t worry,” answered Sebastian. “Everything is ok…

… I'm a prawn again Christian!”



I am smiling.
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cavediver
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Message 26 of 217 (255274)
10-28-2005 6:48 AM
Reply to: Message 23 by berberry
10-19-2005 11:22 PM


I don't remember this in Genesis
One for you Berberry...

It's my son's 2nd birthday today, and he has a wonderful wooden Noah's Ark with some great animals.

We just noticed that both lions have manes???

My wife asked if this was an example of Gay Pride ;)

Sorry...


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Omnivorous
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Message 27 of 217 (255292)
10-28-2005 8:35 AM
Reply to: Message 26 by cavediver
10-28-2005 6:48 AM


Re: I don't remember this in Genesis
cavediver writes:

One for you Berberry...
It's my son's 2nd birthday today, and he has a wonderful wooden Noah's Ark with some great animals.

We just noticed that both lions have manes???

My wife asked if this was an example of Gay Pride ;)

Sure--the ruff trade. :rolleyes:


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mike the wiz
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Message 28 of 217 (255319)
10-28-2005 10:32 AM


Bill: "I'll put the body in the river"
Joe: "But we can't do that..the police search the river for illegal boaters, it's well known around here... and if they see a dead body on a boat".
Bill: "No, no. I'll actually sink the body in the river"
Joe: "But they don't have underwater police patrol."
*whack*

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berberry
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Message 29 of 217 (255372)
10-28-2005 4:29 PM
Reply to: Message 26 by cavediver
10-28-2005 6:48 AM


Re: I don't remember this in Genesis
cavediver writes me:

quote:
My wife asked if this was an example of Gay Pride

I love it! Where did the ark set come from?

Sorry I didn't see this when you posted it. I like omni's answer.


"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss.,
Sept. 20, 2005.
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berberry
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Message 30 of 217 (255373)
10-28-2005 4:31 PM


Miller & Libby
Scooter Libby to Judith Miller: I'll see your 85 days and raise you thirty years....


"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss.,
Sept. 20, 2005.
  
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