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Topic: Humor Strikes back
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berberry
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Message 4 of 217 (242886)
09-13-2005 9:57 AM
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Highly Biased Fun Political Game for Liberals
Apparently this game first appeared on a Sophocles blog. It's called Who Said It: George W. Bush or Jessica Simpson?. They played it last night on Jay Leno. The idea is to find quotes from either of them that sound like they might just as well have come from the other. What could be easier? And it's fun, too! As an example, here's a quote Jay put to a lovely random couple from the studio audience. Who said it, George or Jessica?
I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully. I'll throw out a couple more. Feel free to add your own.
I think the film Clueless was very deep. They misunderestimated me.
"I think younger workers first of all, younger workers have been promised benefits the government promises that have been promised, benefits that we can't keep. That's just the way it is." George W. Bush, May 4, 2005
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berberry
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Message 5 of 217 (243746)
09-15-2005 9:08 AM
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Damned liberal media
They just won't leave poor George alone. He can't even ask permission to go to the bathroom in private: They act like it was all a big joke, but the poor guy really had to go! Just look at him trying to get Miss Condi's attention: How can they be so mean?
"I think younger workers first of all, younger workers have been promised benefits the government promises that have been promised, benefits that we can't keep. That's just the way it is." George W. Bush, May 4, 2005
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berberry
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Message 15 of 217 (250352)
10-09-2005 10:22 PM
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Soap Opera Update
This week on As The Bush Burns: Jeff worried about what Karl planned to tell Patrick about Valerie. Arlen told Stephie that he intended to find out what James knows about Harriet. Tom, consumed with worry about Jack, was stunned when Ronnie indicted him again. There were clues that George has been drinking. Colin and Ari worried that Karen might embarrass herself again overseas. Jerry, Pat and Gary were livid to learn that Harriet gave money to Al.
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005.
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berberry
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Message 17 of 217 (251075)
10-12-2005 8:46 AM
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God on Right-Wing Fundies
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005.
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berberry
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Message 19 of 217 (251408)
10-13-2005 9:55 AM
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And another...
If you've never checked out Slate's cartoon page you owe it to yourself to drop by for a visit. Tons and tons of cartoons on everything from gay marriage to terrorism. Lots of funny stuff, like the one I posted yesterday. Here's another sample from the religion catagory:
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005.
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berberry
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Message 20 of 217 (252692)
10-18-2005 9:48 AM
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Battle Hymn of the Republicans
This has been making the rounds on them thar internets. Apparently it's anonymous, I found it at Americablog:
Battle Hymn of the Republicans Mine Eyes have seen the bungling of that stumbling moron Bush; He has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push; He has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush; The Doofus marches on. I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool; There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school; Should we fault him for the policies -- or is he just a tool? The lies keep piling on. Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya! Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya! Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya! His wreckage will live on. I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires' lone heir; As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier; Let the smokestacks keep polluting -- do we really need clean air? The surplus is all gone. Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya! Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya! Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya! Your safety net is gone! Now he had a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostrate state; Though the whole world knows its crazy -- and the U.N. said to wait; When he didn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate." Diplomacy is done! Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent; we have no moral bounds; Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds; Enraging several billions to his brainlessness redounds; The Doofus marches on! Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya! Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya! Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya! THIS...DOO...FUS...MAR...CHES...ON
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005.
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berberry
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Message 23 of 217 (253245)
10-19-2005 11:22 PM
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Armstrong's New Bling-Bling
Remember Armstrong Williams? The right-wing radio talkshow host who was paid under-the-table by the Bush administration to promote its education agenda? The anti-gay wingnut who's being sued by his male former personal trainer for sexual harrassment? Yeah, that Armstrong Williams! Looks like maybe he sold his soul again:
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005.
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berberry
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Message 29 of 217 (255372)
10-28-2005 4:29 PM
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Reply to: Message 26 by cavediver
10-28-2005 6:48 AM
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Re: I don't remember this in Genesis
cavediver writes me:
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My wife asked if this was an example of Gay Pride
I love it! Where did the ark set come from? Sorry I didn't see this when you posted it. I like omni's answer.
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005.
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berberry
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Message 30 of 217 (255373)
10-28-2005 4:31 PM
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Miller & Libby
Scooter Libby to Judith Miller: I'll see your 85 days and raise you thirty years....
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005.
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berberry
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Message 34 of 217 (255535)
10-29-2005 7:33 PM
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Reply to: Message 33 by Phat
10-29-2005 6:40 PM
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Re: You never know whats on the road ahead
That's hilarious, Phat. Best joke I've heard in a while.
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005.
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berberry
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Message 60 of 217 (259141)
11-12-2005 4:39 PM
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Not really, but dammit we can dream...
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005.
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berberry
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Message 62 of 217 (259143)
11-12-2005 4:41 PM
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Reply to: Message 59 by RAZD
11-12-2005 4:00 PM
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Re: Rush
That's hilarious, RAZD. I'm stealing it! Dildos, Rush indeed.
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005.
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berberry
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Message 71 of 217 (260198)
11-16-2005 10:05 AM
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I don't know what the subtitle should be...
Maybe something like Buck Fush?
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005.
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berberry
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Message 80 of 217 (262701)
11-23-2005 1:27 PM
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Calvin and the Snowmen
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005.
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berberry
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Message 88 of 217 (265923)
12-05-2005 11:44 PM
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here's one that lives up to the thread title
From Jesus' General, in response to Ford Motor Company caving in to the American Taliban:
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005.
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