Humor Strikes back

Thats hilarious! I put it in My Pictures file!

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, coldMonday morning - it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totallydemolished but amazingly, neither of them are hurt.God works in mysterious ways.After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're aman. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from Godthat we should meet and be friends and live together in peace forthe rest of our days".Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely,this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look atthis, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, butthis bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink thiswine and celebrate our good fortune. "Then she hands the bottle to the man.The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half thebottle, and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes thebottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back tothe man.The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "

A number of years ago a freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."
And, for plenty of good reasons, since:
1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. it is a major component in acid rain
3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. accidental inhalation can kill you
5. it contributes to erosion
6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients
He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.
Forty three (43) said yes,
six (6) were undecided,
and only one (1) knew that the chemical was.
Dihydrogen monoxide is water!
The title of his prize winning project: "How Gullible Are We?"

Cowboys burn ballots. Indians count them!