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Message 73 of 217 (260909)
11-18-2005 10:43 AM
Reply to: Message 72 by Ben!
11-18-2005 10:30 AM


Re: Moose's POTM Nomination Message
I guess you could have given my POTM nomination message its own POTM nomination.
But indeed, probably better off in this topic.
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Message 76 of 217 (261598)
11-20-2005 5:43 PM


Chiroptera supports abuse of evcforum.net owner Percy
Percy writes:
..., and I took a lot of abuse for it from the evolution side.
Chiroptera, in reply writes:
I just want to say, Percy, that I, for one, had no problem with this.
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Message 93 of 217 (266169)
12-06-2005 6:48 PM


Another favorite "This Modern World"
An archive of Tom Tommorrow cartoons can be found here.
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Message 155 of 217 (283434)
02-02-2006 12:53 PM


Lutheran Viking Airlines
E-mailed to me by a friend. For those not from the Minnesota, Wisconsin, etc. area (or haven't seen the movie "Fargo"), the spellings simulate and exaggerate the regional Scandinavian accent.
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WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE LUTHERAN VIKING AIR IS NOW OPERATING IN MINNYSOTA. ALSO SERVING VISCONSIN, NORT AND SOUT DAKOTA.
*If you are travelin soon, consider Lutran (Lutheran) Viking Air, da *no-frills* airline. You're all in da same boat on Lutran Air, where flyin is a upliftin experience.
Dere is no First Class on any Lutran Viking Air flight. Meals are potluck. Rows 1-6, bring rolls; 7-15, bring a salad; 16-21, a main dish, and 22-30, a dessert. Basses and tenors please sit in da rear of da aircraft.
Everyone is responsible for his or her own baggage. All fares are by free will offering and da plane will not land 'til da budget is met.
Pay attention to your flight attendant, who will acquaint you wit da safety system aboard dis Lutran Viking Air 599.
Okay den, listen up. I'm only gonna say dis vonce. In da event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, I am frankly going to be real surprised and so vill Captain Olson, because we fly right around two tousand feet, so loss of cabin pressure would probably mean da
Second Coming or someting of dat nature, and I wouldn't bodar with doze liddle masks on da rubber tubes. You're gonna have bigger tings to worry about den dat. Just stuff doze back up in dair little holes. Probably da masks fell out because of turbulence
which, to be honest wit you, we're going to have quite a bit of at two tousand feet, sort a like driving across a plowed field, but after a while you get used to it.
In da event of a water landing, I'd say forget ! it. Start saying da Lord's Prayer and just hope you get to da part about forgive us our sins as we forgive doze who sin against us, which some people say "trespass against us," which ain't right, but what can you do?
Da use of cell phones on da plane is strictly forbidden, not because day may confuse da plane's navigation system, which is seat of da pants all da way. No, it's because cell phones are a pain in da wazoo, and if God meant you to use a cell phone, He would have put your mout on da side of your head.
We start lunch right about noon and it's buffet style wit da coffee pot up front. Den we'll have da hymn sing; hymnals are in da seat pocket in front of you. Don't take yours wit you when you go or I am going to be real upset and I am not kiddin!
Right now I'll say Grace: "Come, Lord Jesus, be our guest and let deze gifts to us be blessed. Fadar, Son, and Holy Ghost, may we land in Dulut or pretty close."
Happy Landin wit da Lutran Viking Airline.
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Moose
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Message 217 of 217 (300087)
04-01-2006 1:57 PM


Hot archaeology news headlines
As pointed out by Terry at Terry's Talk Origins (from Archaeology - Archaeology Magazine):
The latest archaeological headlines, updated every weekday
* Bush declares Nevada a national monument
* Met to send entire collection to Italy
* —tzi killed by Kennewick Man
* "Out of New Jersey" theory of human origins dismissed
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