Questionaire evaluation.
Subject: brennakimi
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1. Do you reproduce sexually or asexually?
neither.
Subject may have to be drugged to induce reproduction.
2. Are you male, female or hermaphrodite?
female
Further info required: nubile? (If yes, notify Omivorous.)
3. Are you a pure-bred ancestor?
i'm no one's ancestor
Problem with understanding premise of ancestor breeding programme. Perhaps brain missing. (Note: may be useful in breeding out talking gene.)
4. Do you lay eggs?
every month without fail.
Notify kitchen.
4. Does ancestry run in your family?
apparently.
Nodule of brain after all?
5. Do you object against incest?
i don't understand the question.
Incest no problem.
6. How about bestiality?
i think there's a video of a guy getting killed by a horse.
it would be bad enough for me to squirt out a non-hybridized offspring.
Cesarean? Second thought, better not try large animals with this one. Note: chihuahua as roommate?
7. Strangle sex?
i've choked a chicken, so to speak. but not my own. see answer to number ten.
Inexperienced.
8. How many times a day must you be fed?
don't feed the fatties.
Note: book elephant house.
9. Do you require a stable, a dark cave or underwater2 sleeping quarters?
yes. cave.
Cancel elephant house, order extra semtex.
10. How many legs do you have?
only 2. i lay eggs.
Introduce to echidna.
Overall conclusion: worth an experiment.