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Parasomnium Member Posts: 2224 Joined: |
did i just pass a datability exam? Yes. José, meet brennakimi, brennakimi, this is José. José might look fragile, brenna, what with him trembling on his little legs an' all, but that's just fatigue. He's just had a rendez-vous with a Great Dane bitch. Careful, he might still be a little agitated. If you stroke him, stay away from the teeth.
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macaroniandcheese  Suspended Member (Idle past 3949 days) Posts: 4258 Joined: |
sorry. i don't go for latin men.
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robinrohan Inactive Member |
Sheep? Well, I never! Plural? That's wicked! That would amount to... polygamy! I said "young man's fancy." As you know, I can hardly be characterized as "young." May I quote from the Good Book? "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things." Have you ever noticed how a child will prefer some old box or old broom to play with rather than an expensive toy? You know the old saying: Sheep are cheap.
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Parasomnium Member Posts: 2224 Joined: |
José, ATTACK!
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.2 |
That would amount to... polygamy! Good for you!
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.2 |
Ah, references. Yes, excellent. Well, just one question really, and then it should be in the bag: those eggs you mentioned, can they erm... sort of, attest that they erm... got laid by you? Why, yes, of course: those eggs were changed, changed utterly. A terrible beauty was born (though the tax exemption helped ease the terror just a bit).
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MangyTiger Member (Idle past 6375 days) Posts: 989 From: Leicester, UK Joined: |
That would amount to... polygamy! Surely that's sex with a parrot? I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.2 |
2. Are you male, female or hermaphrodite? female Further info required: nubile? (If yes, notify Omivorous.) Say n'more: if not nubile, she is clearly sassy--close enough for research work. This message has been edited by Omnivorous, 12-09-2005 06:11 PM
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 498 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
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berberry Inactive Member |
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Wounded King Member Posts: 4149 From: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA Joined: |
Wow, thats much harder than saying 'The Leith police dismisseth us'.
TTFN, WK
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 498 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, protractor, set square, slide rule and calculator. At a morning press conference, a White House spokesman said authorities believe the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. The man is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
"Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult,"the spokesman said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute value. They use secret code names like `x' and `y' and refer to themselves as `unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of mediaeval, with co-ordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, `there are three sides to every triangle'." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."
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macaroniandcheese  Suspended Member (Idle past 3949 days) Posts: 4258 Joined: |
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macaroniandcheese  Suspended Member (Idle past 3949 days) Posts: 4258 Joined: |
*creams*
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berberry Inactive Member |
This comic is becoming a favorite of mine. Here are a couple more recent entries:
Oh, and something cute from Oliphant:
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