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Parasomnium
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Message 106 of 217 (267260)
12-09-2005 3:54 PM
Reply to: Message 103 by macaroniandcheese
12-09-2005 3:21 PM


Re: Evaluation
did i just pass a datability exam?

Yes.

José, meet brennakimi, brennakimi, this is José.

José might look fragile, brenna, what with him trembling on his little legs an' all, but that's just fatigue. He's just had a rendez-vous with a Great Dane bitch.

Careful, he might still be a little agitated. If you stroke him, stay away from the teeth.


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macaroniandcheese 
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Message 107 of 217 (267262)
12-09-2005 3:59 PM
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12-09-2005 3:54 PM


Re: Evaluation
sorry. i don't go for latin men.
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robinrohan
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Message 108 of 217 (267263)
12-09-2005 4:02 PM
Reply to: Message 105 by Parasomnium
12-09-2005 3:53 PM


Re: Robin!
Sheep? Well, I never! Plural? That's wicked! That would amount to... polygamy!

I said "young man's fancy." As you know, I can hardly be characterized as "young."

May I quote from the Good Book?

"When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things."

Have you ever noticed how a child will prefer some old box or old broom to play with rather than an expensive toy?

You know the old saying: Sheep are cheap.


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Parasomnium
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Message 109 of 217 (267264)
12-09-2005 4:03 PM
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12-09-2005 3:59 PM


Re: Evaluation
José, ATTACK!
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Omnivorous
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Message 110 of 217 (267290)
12-09-2005 6:02 PM
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12-09-2005 3:53 PM


Re: Robin!
That would amount to... polygamy!

Good for you!


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Omnivorous
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Message 111 of 217 (267291)
12-09-2005 6:05 PM
Reply to: Message 100 by Parasomnium
12-09-2005 2:23 PM


Re: References
Ah, references. Yes, excellent. Well, just one question really, and then it should be in the bag: those eggs you mentioned, can they erm... sort of, attest that they erm... got laid by you?

Why, yes, of course: those eggs were changed, changed utterly. A terrible beauty was born (though the tax exemption helped ease the terror just a bit).


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MangyTiger
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Message 112 of 217 (267294)
12-09-2005 6:10 PM
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12-09-2005 3:53 PM


Re: Robin!
That would amount to... polygamy!

Surely that's sex with a parrot?


I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then
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Omnivorous
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Message 113 of 217 (267295)
12-09-2005 6:11 PM
Reply to: Message 102 by Parasomnium
12-09-2005 3:12 PM


Re: Evaluation
2. Are you male, female or hermaphrodite?
female

Further info required: nubile? (If yes, notify Omivorous.)

Say n'more: if not nubile, she is clearly sassy--close enough for research work.

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Lammy
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Message 114 of 217 (267329)
12-09-2005 7:52 PM


Bush has a speechologist
Click here for proof!

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berberry
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Message 115 of 217 (267331)
12-09-2005 8:04 PM


Pearls Before Swine

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Wounded King
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From: Edinburgh, Scotland
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Message 116 of 217 (267332)
12-09-2005 8:06 PM
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12-09-2005 8:04 PM


Re: Pearls Before Swine
Wow, thats much harder than saying 'The Leith police dismisseth us'.

TTFN,

WK


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Lammy
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Message 117 of 217 (267859)
12-11-2005 6:34 PM


Rrhain, I think you would like this one
At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, protractor, set square, slide rule and calculator. At a morning press conference, a White House spokesman said authorities believe the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. The man is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

"Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult,"the spokesman said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute value. They use secret code names like `x' and `y' and refer to themselves as `unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of mediaeval, with co-ordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, `there are three sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."


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macaroniandcheese 
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Message 118 of 217 (268128)
12-12-2005 11:19 AM
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12-09-2005 6:11 PM


Re: Evaluation
:p
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macaroniandcheese 
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Message 119 of 217 (268129)
12-12-2005 11:21 AM
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12-11-2005 6:34 PM


Re: Rrhain, I think you would like this one
*creams*
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berberry
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Message 120 of 217 (268985)
12-13-2005 7:57 PM


Pearls Before Swine
This comic is becoming a favorite of mine. Here are a couple more recent entries:

Oh, and something cute from Oliphant:


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