According to you YEC is not a respectable position since you regard it as slander to be called a YEC. Moreover my statement is conditional on the idea that you agree with the view expressed in the OP which holds that YEC is only a respectable view if you do not look at evidence outside the Bible. If you do not hold such a view you need to explain why you regard YECs as so disreputable that it is slander to suggest that you are one.
Thus since it is "Biblically respectable" you must rule it out on some other grounds - and you must consider these grounds sufficiently strong that you are insulted by the very idea that you could beleive it.
And of course the obvious grounds are the empirical evidence of the Earth.o