Was it you who did the pushin?
Put the stain upon the cushion?
And the footprints on the dashboard upside down?
If you’ve been near my Rebbeca,
With your dirty little pecker!
I’ll have you kicked right outa town!
It was me who did the pushin,
Put the stain upon the cushion,
And the footprints on the dashboard upside down,
Ever since I shagged yer daughter,
I’ve had trouble passing water,
So I suppose it’s even all around!
From Jasper Carrot or something or other