Dinosaurs explained biblically

Given the number of species of animals both living and extinct can anyone think of a materiel strong enough to construct the mythical boat of Noah. I really can't see wood being structurally sound enough to support that sort of tonnage. Hang on, talking (or typing) of tonnage what did noah do with all the shit, the shit alone would have weighed millions of tonnes a day. Claiming the shit was disposed of via the magic of god is an intelectual cop out, and no you cannot toilet train most animals. The more I think about this the more laughable it becomes, maybe space aliens beamed the shit away.

OR just a thought they shovelled it overboard? I have heard some theory to that perhaps there was some kind of hibernation that would have happened with the animals ... but I'm sure everyone has an answer for that as well ..... I'll shut up now .... crazy creationist. [/B][/QUOTE]Hibernation is an evolved survival reflex in certain species I think we can ignore that. I really cant see Noah and his immediate family shovelling that much everyday.Anyone know how many crew members were supposed to be on the ark?.

8 Noah, Ham, Shem, Japeth and their 4 wives....Also Noah was apparently a hexacentenial geriatric at the time....[/B][/QUOTE]Thankyou for that, as i suspected (but was far too lazy to look myself) there simply were not enough crew members to shovel all the dung overboard. Shame really it would have explained the creation of north america (joke).I don't think 8 people could muck out one brontosaurus in a day. Lucky for god there's so much belief kicking about to fill the holes in his omnipotent allseeing "truth".

What did noah do with all the shit undone?. Where did he get all the feed and fresh water from?. Wasnt the leviathan originally stolen by the christians from greek mythology?.[This message has been edited by Metatron, 01-10-2003]

The only known fire breathing dinosaur in the fossil record is the "abitlikeafrogasaurus" of the species "handpuppet" immortalised alongside Doug Mclure in the lost world.