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SuperNintendo Chalmers
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Message 196 of 217 (290164)
02-24-2006 5:19 PM
Reply to: Message 192 by Silent H
02-24-2006 1:31 PM


Blagoyevich
I live in Chicagoland, and I call tell you that Blagoyevich is a total idiot.

This guy got an 18 on his ACT. That is REALLY, REALLY bad.


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Silent H
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Message 197 of 217 (290262)
02-25-2006 4:56 AM
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02-24-2006 5:19 PM


Re: Blagoyevich
I live in Chicagoland, and I call tell you that Blagoyevich is a total idiot.

I'm from there (left a couple years back to live in Europe). I didn't like some of his policies but I didn't think he was a total idiot. But evidence is mounting.


holmes
"What you need is sustained outrage...there's far too much unthinking respect given to authority." (M.Ivins)
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Lithodid-Man
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Message 198 of 217 (290269)
02-25-2006 6:34 AM


Invertebrate Zoology jokes
This bad, but the best my field has to offer....

How do you know if a seastar has been drinking?

He can't stand on his own tube feet.


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cavediver
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Message 199 of 217 (290274)
02-25-2006 7:31 AM
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02-25-2006 6:34 AM


Re: Invertebrate Zoology jokes
You think that's bad for a subject-based joke?

What's sin x over n ???

6 :laugh:


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nwr
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Message 200 of 217 (290304)
02-25-2006 12:16 PM
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02-25-2006 7:31 AM


The wages of sin
I'm reminded of the case where a student, in a math class, simplified
sin x/x

by cancelling the "x", leaving an answer of sin.

The professor (not me) wrote on his paper "The wages of sin is death."


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nator
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Message 201 of 217 (290386)
02-25-2006 2:10 PM
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02-24-2006 4:59 PM


Re: uh, no
Janine Turner isn't perfect.

She suffers from dry eye. And of course, she's a Republican so must not be all that smart/generous of spirit.

And George Clooney doesn't do any of those things you mentioned. I;ve dreamed about him, I know.


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cavediver
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Message 202 of 217 (290399)
02-25-2006 3:19 PM
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02-25-2006 12:16 PM


Re: The wages of sin
Please don't... reminds me too much of some of my own students :mad:

I had a pool cue that came in very handy for such occasions...


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Son Goku
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Message 203 of 217 (290451)
02-25-2006 6:56 PM
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02-25-2006 12:16 PM


Re: The wages of sin
An old favourite of mine from my first year in undergrad:

Our Professor: So finishing the calculation we see the result is 60 m/s for the velocity.

Student: Is that 60 minutes per second?

Our Professor: Um......no, it's 60 meters per second.

Student: Meters per second?! How can you fit a meter into a second?!


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Zhimbo
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Message 204 of 217 (290574)
02-26-2006 10:59 AM
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02-25-2006 7:31 AM


Psychology joke was Re: Invertebrate Zoology jokes
OK, subject-based jokes. I have exactly one from Psychology.

What does a behaviorist say after sex?

"Well, that was good for you, but how was it for me?"


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Michael
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Message 205 of 217 (290625)
02-26-2006 2:29 PM
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02-25-2006 2:10 PM


Janine Turner isn't perfect.

Any evidence that seems to deny the perfection of Janine Turner is not being interpreted correctly.


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Michael
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Message 206 of 217 (290634)
02-26-2006 3:00 PM
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02-25-2006 6:34 AM


A termite walks into a bar and asks ...
"Is the bar tender here?"
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nator
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Message 207 of 217 (290734)
02-26-2006 8:47 PM
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02-26-2006 2:29 PM


quote:
Any evidence that seems to deny the perfection of Janine Turner is not being interpreted correctly.

1) She's a self-admitted republican. Major imperfection.

2) She suffers from dry eye, according to her own testimonal TV commercials.

Sorry dude, she's a conservative that will never shed a tear.


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nator
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Message 208 of 217 (290735)
02-26-2006 8:48 PM


this is frigging hilarious!
http://www.mchawking.com/
    
macaroniandcheese 
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Message 209 of 217 (290961)
02-27-2006 8:42 PM


awesome. i love this site.


  
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Message 210 of 217 (291436)
03-02-2006 10:13 AM


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