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Michael
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Message 180 of 217 (289621)
02-22-2006 7:18 PM
Reply to: Message 178 by crashfrog
02-22-2006 5:14 PM


No one seems to be mentioning the elephant in the room ... okay, the very petite elephant in the room ... the only elephant worth considering ...
Damnit! They've got Janine Turner!

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Michael
Member (Idle past 4637 days)
Posts: 199
From: USA
Joined: 05-14-2005


Message 195 of 217 (290159)
02-24-2006 4:59 PM
Reply to: Message 182 by nator
02-22-2006 9:51 PM


uh, no
yeah, but George Clooney trumps Janine Turner any day.
I'm sorry, but this is wrong. There is something you may not know about George--he has a chromosomal defect. An arm from one of his X chromosomes is missing, making it look more like a "Y". Because of this condition he has thick dark hairs growing out of every orifice of his body, he belches often and loudly, and when driving alone he has one index finger planted firmly in his nose. In addition, he has an "outie" where there should be an "innie"--and I'm not talking about belly buttons. None of those conditions is in any way attractive.
Janine Turner's chromosomes are so perfect that to be near them will make you cry.

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Michael
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From: USA
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Message 205 of 217 (290625)
02-26-2006 2:29 PM
Reply to: Message 201 by nator
02-25-2006 2:10 PM


Janine Turner isn't perfect.
Any evidence that seems to deny the perfection of Janine Turner is not being interpreted correctly.

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Michael
Member (Idle past 4637 days)
Posts: 199
From: USA
Joined: 05-14-2005


Message 206 of 217 (290634)
02-26-2006 3:00 PM
Reply to: Message 198 by Lithodid-Man
02-25-2006 6:34 AM


A termite walks into a bar and asks ...
"Is the bar tender here?"

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