My Dog may not be worshipped, but he can mop the floor with your so-called god in a heartbeat!
Hah! Her Ineffable Pink Horniness would stomp the little furball into a fuzzy (pink) smear if She so chose. Does it not say in the
Gospel of Littledickicuss Chapter IX as revealed by our very own Saint Coragyps the Terminally Befuddled, verse 10 that:
quote:
10. Barbacoa burritos thou mayest eat like a sharp-nosed poodle*...
Thus showing beyond question Her Holy Horniness's complete and utter disregard for small dogs?
*Note that this verse has since been reinterpreted to include all useless little dogs, not just poodles.