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Quetzal
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04-14-2006 2:49 PM 		Reply to: Message 1 by arachnophilia
04-14-2006 3:33 AM

Heretics! Everyone knows that the True Creator of the Universe was the Invisible Pink Unicorn! All grovel or be pierced! Repent!
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05-02-2006 12:58 PM 		Reply to: Message 9 by LudoRephaim
05-02-2006 12:24 PM

Yes, but does your yappy little rat-dog have an entire (semi-) organized pseudo-religion related to it? Hmm? Read the Gospels of the IPU and be saved before it's too late!
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05-02-2006 1:46 PM 		Reply to: Message 12 by LudoRephaim
05-02-2006 1:18 PM

My Dog may not be worshipped, but he can mop the floor with your so-called god in a heartbeat!
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Hah! Her Ineffable Pink Horniness would stomp the little furball into a fuzzy (pink) smear if She so chose. Does it not say in the Gospel of Littledickicuss Chapter IX as revealed by our very own Saint Coragyps the Terminally Befuddled, verse 10 that:
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10. Barbacoa burritos thou mayest eat like a sharp-nosed poodle*...
Thus showing beyond question Her Holy Horniness's complete and utter disregard for small dogs?
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*Note that this verse has since been reinterpreted to include all useless little dogs, not just poodles.
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05-02-2006 2:28 PM 		Reply to: Message 14 by Coragyps
05-02-2006 1:56 PM

Heh. I'll bet you didn't think anyone actually remembered all the words of wisdom the high priests and priestesses of Pinkness wrote all those years ago, did ya'?
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