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LudoRephaim Member (Idle past 5083 days) Posts: 651 From: Jareth's labyrinth Joined: |
Shrafinator writes: Nor that all existence wasn't created by Thor last thursday, complete with all of our memories and histories and evidence of great age. Someone seems to have watched The Matrix one to many times? Maybe with swedish subtitles LOL. BTW: I like your cat avatar better. Just letting you know This message has been edited by LudoRephaim, 05-08-2006 09:56 AM "The Nephilim where in the Earth in those days..." Genesis 6:4
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Faith  Suspended Member (Idle past 1444 days) Posts: 35298 From: Nevada, USA Joined: |
Faith, there is as much evidence for what I shall call the Theory of Marinara as there is for the Flood. I'm quite surprised at you for this lapse in logic. There are in fact fossils and layers, and they aren't layers of marinara and lasagne noodles and bits. abe: Title modified in response to following post by Nosy Ned. This message has been edited by Faith, 05-09-2006 02:03 PM
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NosyNed Member Posts: 8996 From: Canada Joined: |
Is this post about milk?
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nator Member (Idle past 2169 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: |
quote: haha. It's called "Last Thursdayism".
quote: But the person riding the horse over the jump is ME!
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nator Member (Idle past 2169 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: |
quote: So you say. I know that's what the evidence appears to be and that's how it's currently being interpreted, but I have faith that someday the correct interpretation will be recognized by the mainstream.
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SuperNintendo Chalmers Member (Idle past 5833 days) Posts: 772 From: Bartlett, IL, USA Joined: |
LMFAO
Now, that we KNOW is bogus
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DrJones* Member Posts: 2284 From: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Joined: Member Rating: 6.8 |
There are in fact fossils and layers, and they aren't layers of marinara and lasagne noodles and bits.
Right and its blindingly obvious that they were placed there by Loki last Thorsday when Thor created the world. So "geologists" say something different, thats just their interpretation of the evidence. This message has been edited by DrJones*, 05-09-2006 08:29 PM Just a monkey in a long line of kings. If "elitist" just means "not the dumbest motherfucker in the room", I'll be an elitist! *not an actual doctor
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Funkaloyd Inactive Member |
crashfrog writes: it's sufficient to look in all the places where you would reasonably expect milk to be to prove that there is no milk in your fridge at all. Right? Where would you reasonably expect a god to be?
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crashfrog Member (Idle past 1466 days) Posts: 19762 From: Silver Spring, MD Joined: |
Where would you reasonably expect a god to be? Since he's defined as "omnipresent" I would expect him to be everywhere at once. The fact that he's not anywhere you choose to look is a pretty convincing disproof of his existence.
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Funkaloyd Inactive Member |
For a very long time microbes, atoms and non-Euclidean shapes weren't anywhere we looked.
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crashfrog Member (Idle past 1466 days) Posts: 19762 From: Silver Spring, MD Joined: |
For a very long time microbes, atoms and non-Euclidean shapes weren't anywhere we looked. Irrelevant, since none of those things are defined, in part as "being everywhere at once, simultaneously."
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Funkaloyd Inactive Member |
Space is everywhere, no?
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crashfrog Member (Idle past 1466 days) Posts: 19762 From: Silver Spring, MD Joined: |
I don't understand the question, I guess. Do you mean volume?
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Parasomnium Member Posts: 2224 Joined: |
Faith writes: There are in fact fossils and layers, and they aren't layers of marinara and lasagne noodles and bits. Hey, there are fossils of mussels, of clams, of shrimps even, and, wait for it, of tomatoes and basil! OK, there are lots of other fossils too. So it was a very rich marinara. Who cares? But seriously, you are correct in saying the layers are not layers of marinara. We know this because if they were, we would expect certain ... things, that are consistent with the Theory of Marinara. Things like... o, I don't know. I'm no expert, I just eat the stuff, and love it. But you get my drift. If the Flood had happened, we'd expect to find certain things that are consistent with the flood, things like a great jumble of fossils, instead of a neat top to bottom ordering of species. Just, you know, dinosaurs on top of humanoid remains, that sort of thing. And the trouble is: we don't find such evidence. So the Flood is an unlikely scenario. Just as unlikely as the Theory of Marinara. However sumptuous the latter may be. "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science." - Charles Darwin. Did you know that most of the time your computer is doing nothing? What if you could make it do something really useful? Like helping scientists understand diseases? Your computer could even be instrumental in finding a cure for HIV/AIDS. Wouldn't that be something? If you agree, then join World Community Grid now and download a simple, free tool that lets you and your computer do your share in helping humanity. After all, you are part of it, so why not take part in it?
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Faith  Suspended Member (Idle past 1444 days) Posts: 35298 From: Nevada, USA Joined: |
If the Flood had happened, we'd expect to find certain things that are consistent with the flood, things like a great jumble of fossils, instead of a neat top to bottom ordering of species. Just, you know, dinosaurs on top of humanoid remains, that sort of thing. And the trouble is: we don't find such evidence. So the Flood is an unlikely scenario. Just as unlikely as the Theory of Marinara. However sumptuous the latter may be. The layers themselves, the great numbers of fossils themselves, trump the whole bit about ordering. In themselves they are fantastic evidence for the flood and ridiculously incompatible with the notion of slow deposition over millions of years. And "we don't find such evidence" is the same thing as claiming to prove a negative. Doesn't work. "What you'd expect to find" is hardly on the level of scientific data. This message has been edited by Faith, 05-11-2006 11:56 AM
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