Unfortunately for everyone else there's only one of me. If people want features delivered sooner then I'll need help. Skill set needed is HTML, Javascript, PHP and MySQL. Perl and a little CGI familiarity is good, too.
I fear my coding days are long gone, Percy.
Having advanced through the ranks, I now do such important tasks as telling people how to print that report and asking them why they didn't note what the error message said before they unplugged their PC in frustration.
While I sometimes dream of filling multidimensional arrays, I am content with my sunset gig: I sometimes glance through old code with amazement that I once woke up in the wee hours to type in a fix or outline a new direction.
The Little Red Hen, eh? Having done all the work herself, she had every right to eat it herself, but a one-man forum would get mighty lonely...
PM me if there's anything else I can do to help.