[The London pub, some hours later. A clean, well-lighted table.]
Purple Dawn (shows Jar a check): Are you going to pay your share or not?
Jar (examines check): If I drank these beers I drank these beers regardless of any evidence that I did not drink these beers. If I did not drink these beers I did not drink these beers regardless of any evidence that I did drink these beers.
Purple Dawn: So did you drink those beers or not?
Jar: If I drank these beers I drank these beers regardless of any evidence that I did not drink these beers. If I did not drink these beers I did not drink these beers regardless of any evidence that I did drink these beers.
Lurker (sits down at the table): Does he always say that?
AdminNWR: Welcome to evc forum! Please familiarize yourself with the forum guidelines. No, he does not always say that. Sometimes he says, "It's just that simple."
Jar: I am a Christian, purely as a matter of faith. It's just that simple.
Faith (approaches the table): Ha, ha, ha! You are a Christian in the sense that "root beer" is beer!
NWR: Stay out of this, Faith. What are you doing at this table? You ought to be over there [points to the dark corner]. I am a mathematician with exacting standards of behavior, whereas you . . .
Faith: I sit where I like!
AdminAsgara: STOP! Do not respond to her comments!
NWR: We let your sort get away with a lot, because, well . . .
Jar: Because they are mentally handicapped, that's why.
NWR: You have a lot to be grateful for. We let you participate in this convention despite your obvious flaws.
AdminPercy: Leave the table, Faith. You are suspended from this part of the pub. Being remarkably unbiased, I will however permit you to sit over there [points to the dark corner, from which iano waves].