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macaroniandcheese 
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Message 76 of 310 (333822)
07-20-2006 8:25 PM


i wonder if that includes the baby jesus?
"proof that bush's gaze makes babies cry"

*WARNING*
there may be advertisements on this site that are not worksafe. if you have personal objections to reality or humor, collegehumor is not for you.


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arachnophilia
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Message 77 of 310 (333827)
07-20-2006 8:39 PM
Reply to: Message 76 by macaroniandcheese
07-20-2006 8:25 PM


Re: i wonder if that includes the baby jesus?
if you have personal objections to reality boobies or humor alcohol, collegehumor is not for you.

fixed.


אָרַח

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NosyNed
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Message 78 of 310 (333830)
07-20-2006 8:49 PM


An antigram
evangelists
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evange lists
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evangs liets
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evings alets
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evilngs aets
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evils agnets
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evils agents

Sure beats the bible codes.


macaroniandcheese 
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Message 79 of 310 (333835)
07-20-2006 8:58 PM
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07-20-2006 8:39 PM


Re: i wonder if that includes the baby jesus?
mm boobies.

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macaroniandcheese 
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Message 80 of 310 (333918)
07-21-2006 7:54 AM


following the theme... (crying babies)
eyeore scares baby

it's one stupid baby too. also, site probably has non-work safe content.


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Message 81 of 310 (333919)
07-21-2006 8:03 AM
Reply to: Message 80 by macaroniandcheese
07-21-2006 7:54 AM


Re: following the theme... (crying babies)
it's one stupid baby too. also, site probably has non-work safe content.

That baby sucks


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cavediver
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Message 82 of 310 (333940)
07-21-2006 10:07 AM


Strange (or not so strange) bedfellows...
quote:
During an interview with Secret Service agents, Williford denied threatening Clinton but said he believed Clinton was "a communist mole for the Red Chinese," the affidavit said.

Williford, of Oklahoma City, also made violent remarks about celebrity Paris Hilton during the interview, the affidavit said.


Full story


alacrity fitzhugh
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Message 83 of 310 (334436)
07-22-2006 10:42 PM


In:
why is faith a virtue Chief infidel supplied a link to aavideo hosted by youtube.

I clinked on the link to watch the video . Now when the videos are over two to three video references appear. This was the first one. It's called the 'Ballad of Bilbo Baggins'.

I honestly never heard of this before.

Edited by Admin, : Edit to force reparse of dBCodes.


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Message 84 of 310 (334453)
07-23-2006 4:36 AM
Reply to: Message 83 by alacrity fitzhugh
07-22-2006 10:42 PM


Bilbo Baggins
I had heard the song years ago on Dr. Demento but never thought there was a video. Truly brilliant!


Doctor Bashir: "Of all the stories you told me, which were true and which weren't?"
Elim Garak: "My dear Doctor, they're all true"
Doctor Bashir: "Even the lies?"
Elim Garak: "Especially the lies"

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Message 85 of 310 (334488)
07-23-2006 10:26 AM
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07-21-2006 8:03 AM


Re: following the theme... (crying babies)
That baby sucks

LOL.


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Michael
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Message 86 of 310 (336726)
07-30-2006 7:00 PM


from the New York Dolls
Watch out for the cameo by the FSM.


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Message 87 of 310 (337045)
07-31-2006 7:53 PM
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07-30-2006 7:00 PM


Re: from the New York Dolls
complete with pirates ... lol.

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berberry
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Message 88 of 310 (337271)
08-01-2006 7:17 PM


The Wages of Sin

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iano
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Message 89 of 310 (337272)
08-01-2006 7:26 PM
Reply to: Message 88 by berberry
08-01-2006 7:17 PM


Re: The Wages of Sin
Size matters afterall...

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MangyTiger
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Message 90 of 310 (337273)
08-01-2006 7:33 PM


The Difference between Liberals, Conservatives and Texans
Reposted from NLZ courtesy of xxxxxxx@xxxxxx.xxx

Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun and what kind of message does this send to society and my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

Conservative Answer:
BANG!

Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of reloading).

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.... (sounds of reloading).

Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"

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