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Asgara
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Message 106 of 310 (338129)
08-05-2006 5:35 PM


For Doug Adams fans....
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Apocalypse by Dood Abides
  
nator
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Message 107 of 310 (338134)
08-05-2006 5:49 PM
Reply to: Message 88 by berberry
08-01-2006 7:17 PM


Re: The Wages of Sin
If that's real, that is fantastic.
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arachnophilia
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Message 108 of 310 (338148)
08-05-2006 7:17 PM
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08-05-2006 5:49 PM


Re: The Wages of Sin
If that's real, that is fantastic.

sorry to ruin your day

Edited by arachnophilia, : stupid urls


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alacrity fitzhugh
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Message 109 of 310 (338151)
08-05-2006 7:46 PM
Reply to: Message 105 by Percy
08-05-2006 11:56 AM


Re: Four Hilarious Short Videos Found at Google
Those two boys are hilarious, all five were enjoyable, thanks.
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U can call me Cookie
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Message 110 of 310 (338335)
08-07-2006 3:37 AM


Jesus and Mo
Not sure if this link has been posted before, but this comic strip is pretty funny. This is the first of the the strips. Be warned tho, those with strong religious sensitivities might wanna give this a miss.

Jesus and Mo


"The good Christian should beware the mathematician and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of hell." - St. Augustine
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Clark
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Message 111 of 310 (339324)
08-11-2006 5:39 PM


Ricky Gervais commentary on the book of Genesis. Link
Dr Adequate
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Message 112 of 310 (339488)
08-12-2006 4:49 AM


Another Reply To Bishop Wilberforce

"I asserted — and I repeat — that a man has no reason to be ashamed of having an ape for his grandfather. If there were an ancestor whom I should feel shame in recalling it would rather be a man — a man of restless and versatile intellect — who, not content with an equivocal success in his own sphere of activity, plunges into scientific questions with which he has no real acquaintance, only to obscure them by an aimless rhetoric, and distract the attention of his hearers from the real point at issue by eloquent digressions and skilled appeals to religious prejudice." --- T. H. Huxley's reply to Bishop Wilberforce, as reported by J. R. Green.

I'll wager that you'll never see
a monkey or a chimpanzee
denying they are kin to me;
they've got more sense.
In all my life I never knew
a wallaby or kangaroo
to disagree with Darwin's view
and take offence.

Creationists cannot pretend
that any rodent would descend
so very low as to defend
or back their side.
No tiger stalks you to explain
how Darwin softens up the brain
and nor do lions (in the main)
they've got more pride.

The works of Gish and Johnson both
(so naturalists will take their oath)
do not convince the three-toed sloth
or slender loris;
and self-respecting plankton, I'm
informed, have very little time
for less developed forms of slime
like Henry Morris.

No matter how Kent Hovind prates,
close observation demonstrates
no members of the ungulates
endorse his views.
For antelope he's no allure;
impala find his works obscure;
and wildebeest are too mature
(but that's old gnus).

Creationists cannot deceive
orang-utans: they're not naive.
They hear them out, but don't believe
a word they tell 'em.
E. coli cannot understand
why Behe's books are in demand
and wouldn't want to shake his hand
with its flagellum.

Amongst the lemurs, not a word
in praise of William Dembski's heard;
his work's considered quite absurd
in Madagascan climates.
The howler monkeys' tuneful throngs
are not debating in their songs
if Bishop Wilberforce belongs
among the primates.

But Man, that self-conceited chap
this "clever man", this Homo sap.
can't find his arse without a map
--- pretentious clown!
It seems the swelling of his brain
has only made him quite insane.
Let's climb into the trees again
and not come down.


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Phat
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Message 113 of 310 (339510)
08-12-2006 9:30 AM
Reply to: Message 112 by Dr Adequate
08-12-2006 4:49 AM


Twas a humerous poet and now we know it!
very humerous! :laugh:

I can't climb trees anymore, though! Stuck down here with the darn riff raff! And they are hungry, too! :eek:


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berberry
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Message 114 of 310 (340349)
08-15-2006 5:14 PM


Marshall Ramsey on Air Travel
Ramsey is the political cartoonist at Jackson, Mississippi's Clarion-Ledger:


Percy
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Message 115 of 310 (341110)
08-18-2006 2:58 PM


For those who like tests...

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Omnivorous
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Message 116 of 310 (341130)
08-18-2006 3:59 PM
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08-18-2006 2:58 PM


Re: For those who like tests...
The plaid shorts are a strong predictor.
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Omnivorous
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Message 117 of 310 (341133)
08-18-2006 4:05 PM
Reply to: Message 112 by Dr Adequate
08-12-2006 4:49 AM


:laugh:

Doctor, did you write this? Both witty and wise--great kudos if you did, and pretty good kudos if you only found it.

More than adequate, I'd say.


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Message 118 of 310 (341334)
08-19-2006 10:11 AM
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08-18-2006 4:05 PM


Thanks. Yes, it's mine. I'll see if I can find some of my other squibs on the subject --- I normally post on the JREF forums, and they'll be scattered hither and yon among the threads over there.
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Michael
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Message 119 of 310 (341459)
08-19-2006 5:52 PM
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08-19-2006 10:11 AM


PZ Myers also liked it.
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Message 120 of 310 (341637)
08-20-2006 1:03 AM
Reply to: Message 112 by Dr Adequate
08-12-2006 4:49 AM


quote:
I'll wager that you'll never see
a monkey or a chimpanzee
denying they are kin to me;
they've got more sense.
In all my life I never knew
a wallaby or kangaroo
to disagree with Darwin's view
and take offence.

But neither would the kangaroo
Or any creature in the zoo
Treat evolution as a view
To proselytize.
The chimpanzee up in the tree
Cares not a whit for EvC
And has no cause that I can see
To dogmatize.


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