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AnswersInGenitals
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Message 46 of 49 (348741)
09-13-2006 12:52 PM
Reply to: Message 1 by Archer Opteryx
09-01-2006 6:12 PM


I think I might have gotten the wrong site. My results are:
1. Circular Humongism (375%)
2. Universal Eunuchism (100%)
3. Literal Earthquakerism (7...8%)
4. Bali Hai Faith (63%)
5. Unduism (61%)
6. JaneEyreism (58%)
7. Nonexist (0%)
8. Roaming Cabalism (-12%)
My understanding is that religion 1 attracts the obese and is the worlds fastest growing religion, religion 2 died out after one generation, 3 is primarily centered in California, and 8 consists of itinerant mystical Jews.
I was disappointed that my true religion was not even on the list. I consider myself a WYSIWYG (what you see is what you get). All I've seen lately are Buzsaw and Faith posts, so I've probably died and gone to hell.
Regards, AnInGe
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Posts: 20940
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Message 47 of 49 (348780)
09-13-2006 2:41 PM
Reply to: Message 43 by Archer Opteryx
09-12-2006 1:34 PM


Re: Bumpin' with the Baptists - R(ight W)ingo Rides Again
Archer Opteryx writes:
Any foot-washing Baptists willing to give it a go?
In my never-ending effort to skew the results of the test, I took it again, using my best-guess "conservative" answers. (I'm afraid a persistent grip on reality hampered me on some questions.)
quote:
1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)
2. Seventh Day Adventist (85%)
3. Eastern Orthodox (84%)
4. Roman Catholic (84%)
5. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (75%)
6. Jehovah's Witness (75%)
7. Orthodox Judaism (72%)
8. Islam (63%)
9. Orthodox Quaker (61%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (57%)
11. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (54%)
...
25. New Age (8%)
26. Taoism (6%)
27. Secular Humanism (4%)

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Archer Opteryx
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Posts: 1811
From: East Asia
Joined: 08-16-2006


Message 48 of 49 (348998)
09-14-2006 5:59 AM
Reply to: Message 46 by AnswersInGenitals
09-13-2006 12:52 PM


Re: Bali H'ai faith
AnswersInGenitals:
1. Circular Humongism (375%)
2. Universal Eunuchism (100%)
3. Literal Earthquakerism (7...8%)
4. Bali Hai Faith (63%)
5. Unduism (61%)
6. JaneEyreism (58%)
7. Nonexist (0%)
8. Roaming Cabalism (-12%)
My understanding is that religion 1 attracts the obese and is the worlds fastest growing religion, religion 2 died out after one generation, 3 is primarily centered in California, and 8 consists of itinerant mystical Jews.
And in 4 you can get your calling any time, any day.
.

Archer
All species are transitional.

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Archer Opteryx
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Posts: 1811
From: East Asia
Joined: 08-16-2006


Message 49 of 49 (350930)
09-21-2006 4:59 AM
Reply to: Message 48 by Archer Opteryx
09-14-2006 5:59 AM


Bump for EvC New Arrivals
Faster than creatio ex nihilo!
More powerful than a super-genome!
Able to leap to tall conclusions in a single bound!
Look--out on the web!
It's a bird! It's a dinosaur! No--it's
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(Cue heroic music.)
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Note: 'Belief-O-Matic™ assumes no legal liability for the ultimate fate of your soul.'

Archer
All species are transitional.

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