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Message 1 of 310 (91173)
03-08-2004 3:35 PM


This little ol texan man saves his money up till he can afford these fancy new cowboy boots. When he finally buys them he is so excited to show them off to his wife. He puts them on and walks out to the living room and says "See anything different?"
Wife looks up at him and says "Nope". Perplexed he goes back in the bedroom and take all his clothes off except the new boots.
Returning in the living room he states:" See anything new?" she says "Nope" Aggrevated he says.."look at my johnson, it is pointing down to something!!" To which she responds, "Should of bought a hat." Little Texan humor.
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Message 149 of 310 (352353)
09-26-2006 10:39 AM


The Mullah Nasrudin was on his roof fixing a hole when a stranger came to his door and knocked. The Mullah called down:"Yes what do you want?"

The stranger said..."come down here I need to talk to you." So Nasrudin climb all the way down the ladder and asked the stranger, "What do you want?" The stranger said..."Can I borrow some money?"

With this the Mullah climbed back up the ladder and began nailing a shingle, then man said.."Well?" Nasrudin said.."come up here a moment." So the stranger climbed all the way up the roof top. And Nasrudin said. "No",


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Message 246 of 310 (369964)
12-15-2006 4:06 PM


Christmas crap
A AMWAY sales lady gets in an elevator and just before the elevator reaches her floor she lets out a rip-roaring paint peeling fart.

Embarrassed now because she knows when the door opens she will be blamed since she is the only one in the elevator. She reaches in her AMWAY bag and sprays some pine scented air freshner.

The elevator opens and a big burly biker steps in and say wow...whats that smell?
The lady proud of her AMWAY product says "what do you think it smells like?
The biker says "Smells like someone took a shit on a Christmas tree." :D


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