I don't normally get into these kind of discussions but I'd go with CK for the same reason IF I accept the OP premises.
Do be aware however, Iano, that my reaction (and I suspect many of us) is exactly the same (and try to stretch and understand it is EXACTLY the same) as if you'd warned us about Santa Claus's good kids and bad kids list. Telling us not to misbehave or the boogy man will get us would produce exactly the same feeling. Mild amusement and a significant concern for your sanity. (just like any suggestion that you think you hear voices would)