A white-haired man races into a cathedral and asks to speak at once to a priest. The priest takes him into the confessional.
'What is your burden, my son?'
'I'm a widower, Father,' says the man. 'My wife, God rest her soul, passed away 15 years ago. Since then I've led a quiet life. But last weekend I took a business trip. The lovely young woman who worked at the front desk took a liking to me. We met for lunch and... well, one thing led to another. We made love 15 times in three days.'
'Say 10 Hail Marys,' said the priest.
'Hail Marys?' said the man. 'Why would I do that? I'm Jewish.'
'Jewish?' said the priest. 'I don't get it. If you're Jewish, why tell me this?'
'Tell
you?' said the man. 'I'm telling
everybody.'
Archer