The spam email thread

Post some of the funnier subjects, and bodies of spam emails you receive here.My first: subject AIRTAXI

quote:

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Good Day,

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I wish to introduce myself to you. I am Col. Joshua Aristide
(rtd).
I am the brother to the exiled President of Haiti. Due to the
revolution
against the goverment of my brother caused by our
political
opponents in Haiti, we had to flee the Country for the
Safety of
ourlives.My wife, children and I managed to enter a red
cross
airplanthat was evacuating foreigners and we are presently in
Port
Elizabeth,South Africa.

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We wish to buy 2 airplanes to setup an airtaxi
service in your country with your
assistance and cooperation and
equally invest in aero platforms.If you are in
a good position to help
my family,please send an e-mail to the e-mail address below indicating
your desire to help my family invest this funds in your country and
beyond.

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I urgently await your e- mail letter.

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best regards and hope
to meet you soon.

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God bless,

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Col. Joshua Aristide (Rtd)

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E-mail:
as56agl@aley.net

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Edited by riVeRraT, : No reason given.

Dear friend,I represent MFS INC based in U.K and our branch in Finland. My company
markets and exports cotton,cocoa and other products for world trade. We
are searching for representatives who can help us establish a medium of
getting to our customers in America and Canada as well as making
payments through you as our payment officer. It is upon this note that we
seek your assistance to stand as our representative in your country.Note that, as our representative, you will receive 10% of whatever
amount you clear for the company and the balance will be paid into an
account we will avail to you. Please, to facilitate the conclusion of this
transaction if accepted, do send me promptly by email the following:(1)Your full name:
(2)Contact address:
(3)Age/Sex:
(4)Mailing address:
(5)State and Country:
(6)Telephone number and fax number:
(7)Occupation:
(8)Your Company name(if any):
(9)Designation:Your soonest response is urgently anticipated.
Please find my contact information below.Very Respectfully,
Edward Louis
Operations Director,
MFS INC.
U.K/Finland.
Email:mfsinc06@hotmail.co.uk
Tel: +44(0)77 8331 3936