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Message 256 of 310 (371997)
12-24-2006 12:07 PM
Reply to: Message 255 by Phat
12-24-2006 10:13 AM


Re: Charismania 101
Phat... where do you get these "jokes" from? You must make them up on the spot, eh?

Oh well... I asked for it :p

J0N


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Message 257 of 310 (372007)
12-24-2006 1:03 PM
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12-24-2006 10:13 AM


Re: Charismania 101
Phat writes:

Five. One to handle the light bulb, four to rebuke the spirit of darkness.

Three will do in a pinch. It only takes two or three gathered in His name to rebuke the darkness.


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Message 258 of 310 (372355)
12-26-2006 7:16 PM


Lennon Grabs Bush from Grave
Somebody has channeled John--maybe because of the just-released final pages from the Nixon era Lennon FBI file.

If you haven't seen this already, enjoy!

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Message 259 of 310 (372404)
12-27-2006 8:27 AM
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12-26-2006 7:16 PM


Re: Lennon Grabs Bush from Grave
That is hilarious and also very well done! Perhaps the artists will save the world when the intellectual eggheads (and deciders) are unable to put 2 and 2 together!
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Message 260 of 310 (372410)
12-27-2006 9:10 AM
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12-24-2006 10:13 AM


Re: Charismania 101
Q: How many YEC's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They don't accept science so they simply live in the dark.


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Message 261 of 310 (372412)
12-27-2006 9:15 AM
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12-26-2006 7:16 PM


Re: Lennon Grabs Bush from Grave
Fantastic, fantastic
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Message 262 of 310 (374360)
01-04-2007 11:17 AM


The Atheist Delusion
Has this one made it here yet?

http://atheistdelusion.cf.huffingtonpost.com/


Of course, biblical creationists are committed to belief in God's written Word, the Bible, which forbids bearing false witness; --AIG (lest they forget)
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Message 263 of 310 (374562)
01-04-2007 7:56 PM
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01-04-2007 11:17 AM


Re: The Atheist Delusion
From that link

God is real. And he's unbelievable.

Well, he got it half right, Jazz :-p


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Message 264 of 310 (374944)
01-06-2007 1:50 PM
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01-04-2007 7:56 PM


Re: The Atheist Delusion
I also loved the circular reasoning complete with diagrams of the circular reasoning:

god wrote the bible therefore the bible is true
the bible is true therefore god wrote the bible

and the frequent use of the arguments from incredulity, ignorance and authority.

and the implication that everyone not a fundamental christian is an atheist

and ...

but why go on eh?

People that want to believe this kind of thing are entitled to their delusions of reality.

enjoy.

Edited by RAZD, : modified ending


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Message 265 of 310 (374995)
01-06-2007 5:28 PM


Sheesh, it's a parody.

Poe's Law strikes again.


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Message 266 of 310 (375028)
01-06-2007 9:29 PM
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01-06-2007 5:28 PM


Nice music too.

http://myspace.com/eddiecurrent


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Message 267 of 310 (375110)
01-07-2007 11:43 AM


Truth is funnier than fiction
From an AP article on the possibility of Cal Ripken being the first baseball player elected to the HOF on his first ballot with 100% of the vote:

"History tells us that he's not going to be unanimous because nobody's ever unanimous. Until somebody is, my gut feeling is it won't happen that way," said Peter Schmuck, a baseball writer for The (Baltimore) Sun and a former BBWAA chapter president.

I did not make up this quote, nor did I make up the guy's name.

Honest.


Those who would sacrifice an essential liberty for a temporary security will lose both, and deserve neither. -- Benjamin Franklin

We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat


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Message 268 of 310 (376897)
01-14-2007 8:54 AM



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Message 269 of 310 (377198)
01-15-2007 2:03 PM


Hinterland Who's Who
Where I grew up, one of our TV channels was CBC, so I was able to appreciate the humor in the linked spot about the effects of various drugs on the wood spider.

Enjoy.


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Message 270 of 310 (377512)
01-17-2007 8:59 AM


what do you call
someone who shaves their head for christmas?

Yul Bringer

enjoy?


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