...or whether it's actually a right-wing nutjob making a feeble attempt at satirizing the left.
But you do have pretentious bigots who think (a) they are the only ones to celebrate a certain holiday and (b) that anyone who doesn't celebrate it is not one of them.
ie that there are no non-christian republicans and no christian democrats
thus insulting friend and foe alike.
I find the whole christian "war on christmas" issue highly amusing, seeing as the holiday has nothing to do with christ in the slightest EXCEPT by absconding with a pagan holiday and PASTING some arbitrary celebration on top of it.
Goldilocks, a little older but still still as impulsive as ever, was in northern canada when she saw a small house. Feeling a little cold, hungry and tired she went in to see what she could find. The usual three chairs, the usual three bowls of porridge, and then upstairs to bed ... but there is only one bed.
At that moment the owners return, one shouts with rage about the broken chair, one weeps for the eaten porridge and then they come upstairs. Two large male bears enter and then a small female, where they find Goldi ... the female looks and smiles "Welcome to our house, would you like to spend the night with us?" ... it is at that moment that Goldi realizes that they are bi- polar bears ...
quote:Boy, was I glad to hear that Ted Haggard was pronounced "cured" of his penis penchant after only three weeks of intensive counseling. You have no idea how much hope that gave to this girl. Like many women, I too have struggled to rid myself of the lure of the penis. Now, I don't know if this is just a rumor (you know how the internets can be) but I have heard that Ted is writing a book. It's going to be entitled "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Pussy." As soon as it's listed on Amazon, I'll be pre-ordering it.