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Dan Carroll
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Message 5 of 301 (385033)
02-13-2007 11:04 PM 		Reply to: Message 4 by arachnophilia
02-13-2007 10:09 PM

Re: an oldie but a goodie
A: Make me one with everything.
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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"I know some of you are going to say 'I did look it up, and that's not true.' That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut."
-Stephen Colbert
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Dan Carroll
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Message 14 of 301 (385198)
02-14-2007 3:18 PM 		Reply to: Message 12 by truthlover
02-14-2007 2:15 PM

Re: an oldie but a goodie
No. They pause, look confused, then their eyes get kind of wide as they say, "Oh! Ohhhh, oh, that's awful." (By the end of this sentence, their eyes have ceased to be wide.)
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Which is the exact reaction I'm going for, so that's okay.
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"I know some of you are going to say 'I did look it up, and that's not true.' That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut."
-Stephen Colbert
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Message 22 of 301 (385651)
02-16-2007 4:38 PM

The Nietzsche Family Circus
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And although it's less relevant, Marmaduke Explained is much funnier.
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"I know some of you are going to say 'I did look it up, and that's not true.' That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut."
-Stephen Colbert
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