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Coragyps Member (Idle past 735 days) Posts: 5553 From: Snyder, Texas, USA Joined: |
Espanola ghost story.
This happened in the little town of Espanola, New Mexico, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's absolutely true. This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking from Velarde to Espanola on a very dark and stormy night. The night was cold and wet and no cars went by. The storm was so strong, he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, there in San Juan, he saw a car coming towards him and it stopped. The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car, and closed the door. Just before he could say "Thank you", he realized that there was nobody behind the wheel! The car starts going again, very slowly. The guy looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way. Scared, he starts to pray and begs for his life. Just before the car hits the curve, a hand appears through the window and turns the wheel. The guy, paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared each time the car approached a curve. Gathering his strength, he gets out of the car and runs all the way to Ranchitos. Wet and in shock, he goes into Red's, asks for two shots of tequila and starts telling everybody about the horrible experience he just went through. A silence enveloped everyone when they realized that he was crying hysterically and wasn't drunk. About a half hour later, two other guys walk into Red's and one said to the other, "Mira, Jose!! That's the pendejo that got in the car while we were pushing it!"
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subbie Member (Idle past 1255 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
I've started writing at a spoof website. A list of what I've done so far can be found at No webpage found at provided URL: http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=4536.
The feedback that I've gotten so far is mostly positive, so I guess the stuff's pretty funny. Please rate anything you read, if you like it. The site tracks ratings and views and I'm trying to climb the ladder. And keep checking back as I'm continuing to build my library. {AbE} Oh, there's also this one, my favorite, that doesn't show up in my profile for some reason.Thanks. Edited by subbie, : No reason given. Those who would sacrifice an essential liberty for a temporary security will lose both, and deserve neither. -- Benjamin Franklin We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
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Coragyps Member (Idle past 735 days) Posts: 5553 From: Snyder, Texas, USA Joined: |
Pretty good stuff, Subbie!
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Lithodid-Man Member (Idle past 2931 days) Posts: 504 From: Juneau, Alaska, USA Joined: |
This video just slayed me. Having lived previously in Juneau I am well aware of the Juneau/Valley rivarly. But anyone who lives in a split downtown vs not downtown community should get it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gPXSK6ieng Edited by Lithodid-Man, : None, thought I misspelled a word but did not! Doctor Bashir: "Of all the stories you told me, which were true and which weren't?" Elim Garak: "My dear Doctor, they're all true" Doctor Bashir: "Even the lies?" Elim Garak: "Especially the lies"
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Parasomnium Member Posts: 2224 Joined: |
Lithodid-Man writes: [...] thought I misspelled a word but did not! But you did anyway. Funny.
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Doddy Member (Idle past 5910 days) Posts: 563 From: Brisbane, Australia Joined: |
Parasomnium writes: But you did anyway. Funny. What word was that? misspelled = correct (along with misspelt) Seems correct to me. Edited by Doddy, : I now know it was 'rivarly' that was spelt incorrectly. "And, lo, a great beast did stand before me, having seven heads, and on each head were there seven mouths, and in each mouth were there seventy times seven teeth. For truly there were seven times seven times seven times seventy teeth, meaning there were. . . okay, carry the three, adding twenty. . . plus that extra tooth on the third mouth of the sixth head. . . Well, there were indeed a great many teeth" - The Revelation of St. Bryce the Long-Winded
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Lithodid-Man Member (Idle past 2931 days) Posts: 504 From: Juneau, Alaska, USA Joined: |
Doddy just pointed out to me the word I did misspell, which oddly enough was the one I thought was wrong when I edited. If you have seen the movie "Waiting" this counts as a 'batman' and you can kick me in the ass three times for it.
Edited by Lithodid-Man, : For spelling AGAIN holy crap I suck Doctor Bashir: "Of all the stories you told me, which were true and which weren't?" Elim Garak: "My dear Doctor, they're all true" Doctor Bashir: "Even the lies?" Elim Garak: "Especially the lies"
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1405 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
Firefox 2.0 now has spellcheck so that misspelled words are underlined in red in all your on-line typing. And you can add words to your dictionary so that you can incorporate technical terms.
Loved the video. compare Fiocruz Genome and fight Muscular Dystrophy with Team EvC! (click) we are limited in our ability to understand by our ability to understand RebelAAmericanOZen[Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share.
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Doddy Member (Idle past 5910 days) Posts: 563 From: Brisbane, Australia Joined: |
Firefox 2.0 now has spellcheck Which oddly doesn't recognize the word 'Firefox' by default! "And, lo, a great beast did stand before me, having seven heads, and on each head were there seven mouths, and in each mouth were there seventy times seven teeth. For truly there were seven times seven times seven times seventy teeth, meaning there were. . . okay, carry the three, adding twenty. . . plus that extra tooth on the third mouth of the sixth head. . . Well, there were indeed a great many teeth" - The Revelation of St. Bryce the Long-Winded
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berberry Inactive Member |
Maybe there's something in the water down in Broward County?
Let's see - first the y2k elections were fucked up in Broward, then the Anna Nicole case brought us Larry the Justice Guy and now another Anna Nicole judge gets busted for smoking pot in a public park. As Imus would say "you can't make it up!" W.W.E.D.? |
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3941 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
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kuresu Member (Idle past 2513 days) Posts: 2544 From: boulder, colorado Joined: |
read that about a week ago. pretty funny.
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Lithodid-Man Member (Idle past 2931 days) Posts: 504 From: Juneau, Alaska, USA Joined: |
The same group from Juneau has done this gem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPNhWj-kHyA Juneauites will recognize the Auke Bay Recreation area and Juneau Regional Hospital! Doctor Bashir: "Of all the stories you told me, which were true and which weren't?" Elim Garak: "My dear Doctor, they're all true" Doctor Bashir: "Even the lies?" Elim Garak: "Especially the lies"
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nator Member (Idle past 2170 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: |
For those of you who've seen the film 300.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi2t58CRmbU Edited by nator, : No reason given.
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berberry Inactive Member |
Hilarious! Thanks.
W.W.E.D.?
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