Why don't you volunteer to create the picture of the month/year/decade?
My sense of humor would take over, and we'd be left with a drawing of a monkey clubbing Jesus with a biology textbook.
BTW, what do you have against puppies?
Nothing. I happen to be a cat person, but I like puppies well enough. They were just up for fifty years or so, and it's supposed to be "of the month."
"I know some of you are going to say 'I did look it up, and that's not true.' That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut."
-Stephen Colbert