Gravity does not exist

And to think some moderator actually promoted this nonsense into a recognized “science” thread.While Substantium (Sbt) does in faith split into both Transsubstantium (t-Sbt) and Paranormalium (Prm) it is also recognized by the greater minds, like mine, that this is due to the faith that, in bringing the Sbt to the surface you have relieved the tremendous pressure the substance was under deep in the Earth BY THE FORCE OF GRAVITY!! sheesh.You must also deal with the well known faith that the central core of this planet is an Iron-Nickel sphere and Sbt does not react well with Fe. Sbt will, on contact with any Fe, spontaneously transmute into cream cheese w/ chives . Wait a minute . So this is where . I’ll get back to you.

If Substantium collected matter around it to form a STAR then that STAR is the center of the universe, isn't it! But we know this is not the case, don't we! So your Substantium thing is bogus pap conceived by a demented warped little mind. The star was formed by the effects of GRAVITY accreting the mass, the same way this planet, the true center of the universe, was formed. Your Substantium proposal, or rather, preposterous-al, is, well, preposterous!This “Substantium Lensing Effect” your pointy little head somehow pulled from the ether (probably literally) to explain why other stars, galaxies, apples, stay together is just pure unadulterated poop. You cite the supposition that this effect is overridden by the force of the Big Bang. This is a telltale sign of your incompetanceness. It is GRAVITY that not just holds these bodies together but is responsible for the present accelerating expansion of the entire universe! You should know that in a negative vacuum environment GRAVITY becomes REPULSIVE! It makes things expand AWAY from each other! While gravity attracts mass to mass in local space around stars and planets and apples, in the negative vacuum of interstellar space gravity pushes instead of pulls. It blows instead of sucks!Get a clue before you pop your cork like this.Now, you want the real power of Substantium? You want to know the true worth of this wondrous substance? Mix it with a little Iron! Now see what happens!You run off to foreign lands grubbing for pennies (OK, Pffrrts) when you are holding the key to the wealth of breakfast in your very hands! With Chives! Did you hear that? Are you so lost you can no longer comprehend? WITH CHIVES!Sheesh . the things I have to do for humanity!

I will not respond to one of your lesser minions. You need to recognize the facts of this situation SubbieMaybe we fell off the wrong cliff in the beginning. Let me begin again.Please bear with me. Your hypothesis is, to say the least, without adequate (read: any) foundation. I know this does not settle well with you but life doesn’t always conspire with our more demented illusions and, for you, this is one of those times. The proofs for Gravity are overwhelming, in observation, in the logic of the math, in the tiny little back-recesses of the greatest minds to contemplate such great thoughts. I understand this disturbs you but these facts must be faced with lifted chin, stout heart and maybe a little brandy.Fortunately, you are onto something, you just have no true conception of what it really, really is. There are reasons in an open forum such as this to maintain a bit of subtlety, so let me approach the ravings of your obviously hung-over henchman in this manner.Yes, my idea appears to sound to the unwashed masses as some nut wing spinning in the wind. Remember they laughed at Immanuel Velikovsky and Daniel Jackson, didn’t they? But I have proof.You may have heard the name of Richard Feynman. He was a famous scientist skilled in the ways of physics. He was the bongo player who developed Chromo-something-or-other. I guess it had to do with color photography, and he got some big award for it. Well, he also developed what are known as “Feynman Diagrams” that proved his theories correct. I have developed such a diagram as the clinching proof of my theory. Do you own a computer, Subbie? Maybe you can get access to one if you have any friends left. They may be willing to put up with your caustic personality long enough to show you something important. Have them look in the financial and investment files on something called the “internet.” Ask them this question:Do you have any idea, any inkling of an idea, of how much Kraft’s Philadelphia Brands Division pulled down last year?

Subbie, can we communicate without the intervention of the hatchet hamster?“so-called Feynman diagram”“whoever made this picture”Doesn’t know a Feynman diagram from a phone doodle! Picture? A symbolic representation of the high-level math concepts this dolt calls a “picture”!Inform your scruffy little mongrel that it is NOT a PICTURE! Since you and your “organization” have yet to uncover any Substantium, in fact you haven’t even started, how in the name of Zaphod Beeblebrox could that ”picture” be something that you haven’t even produced yet?!He may be a loyal and tenacious little guard pooch but, Subbie, we are talking the find of the millennium here. No, not your supposed “theory” but a real find. One that will bring the rewards to those bold enough to see it.Now, I’ve been over you papers, if you care to call them that, and I have formed a quite reasonable prospectus on your project. By my reckoning you have nearly 2 whole dollars American greenback real cash money in your coffers. What are you waiting for? How much does it take to rent a hand trowel from a junque shop and get digging? Is this some sort of scam you have going here? You think you’re going to get rich schlepping Pffrrts in Yahooslavonia where your demented money grubbing little muscle mutt is a wanted criminal in hiding?Get real, Subbie. Wake up and smell the coffee and the bagel and the cream cheese!We don't have a lot of time here, Subbie. Just how long do you think the Mods are going let this keep going?