Jerry Falwell dead.

Time for Teletubbies bye-bye.

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"I know some of you are going to say 'I did look it up, and that's not true.' That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut."
-Stephen Colbert

Yes, when one looks upon the life and mind of Jerry Falwell, one can really only reach one inescapable conclusion: Christians have it so rough.Wow, I can't even type that without throwing up in my mouth a little.

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"I know some of you are going to say 'I did look it up, and that's not true.' That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut."
-Stephen Colbert

Is that before or after the part of the Bible where God slams airplanes into buildings because he doesn't like the ACLU?

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"I know some of you are going to say 'I did look it up, and that's not true.' That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut."
-Stephen Colbert

That's unfortunate. But look on the bright side... some day we'll all die, and become magically immune to criticism. Then all that shame will just be washed clean.

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"I know some of you are going to say 'I did look it up, and that's not true.' That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut."
-Stephen Colbert

I doubt I was even talking about his salary. But you keep on doin' your thing, man.

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"I know some of you are going to say 'I did look it up, and that's not true.' That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut."
-Stephen Colbert

Although I'm on your side here... just for shits, I thought it might be fun to fire up the ol' WAYBAC machine.

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However, it goes against everything I believe to criticize a man or woman during the period when family and friends are mourning their death. I would observe the same formality no matter who died, except perhaps for a murderer or rapist.

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I bring this up not to make fun of Berberry. I'm not so gone that I carry a message board grudge for three years. But perhaps those who are turning their noses up about how disrespectful it is to speak ill of the dead might do well to take a poke at the difference between his reaction to those two events, and realize that they too might change their tune if the dead person had a greater impact on their own life.

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"I know some of you are going to say 'I did look it up, and that's not true.' That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut."
-Stephen Colbert

You do know that two straight guys can't breed, nor can two straight women, right?

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"I know some of you are going to say 'I did look it up, and that's not true.' That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut."
-Stephen Colbert

Although in the case of a ghost writer, I think it'd be "gay people are my friends when I pay them!"

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"I know some of you are going to say 'I did look it up, and that's not true.' That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut."
-Stephen Colbert