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RAZD Member (Idle past 1405 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
Crazy Carp is my favorite character, followed by Curls (introduced as a "master of sarcastic wit" ... "say something sarcastic Curls" ... "I'm pleased to meet you").
P.S. Maybe I'm just biased because of his anti-evolutionary rubbish. Which has come to an end now. Perhaps the strip will evolve. compare Fiocruz Genome and fight Muscular Dystrophy with Team EvC! (click) we are limited in our ability to understand by our ability to understand RebelAAmericanOZen[Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share.
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Zhimbo Member (Idle past 6011 days) Posts: 571 From: New Hampshire, USA Joined: |
Where Walks the President By George W. Bush Chapter One: A Dangerous Mission President Gus McAwesome stood in the Oval Office looking out the Oval Window, his steady gaze steadfast in its steadiness, his legs set apart and firmly planted to the ground like two plants planted in the ground. Two strong, firm cactuses. But without needles. Instead of needles, he had leg hairs.
The rest is here, and very funny. From one of the authors of Flock of Dodos: Behind Modern Creationism, Intelligent Design & the Easter Bunny .
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1405 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
LOL. Reminds me of a cartoon on why we need poetry: guy turns to girl and says "your eyes are so like .... eyes, your lips are so like ... lips ..."
compare Fiocruz Genome and fight Muscular Dystrophy with Team EvC! (click) we are limited in our ability to understand by our ability to understand RebelAAmericanOZen[Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share.
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 284 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
RAZD is right, we do need poetry.
This is dedicated to all the people out there who think that their disproof of all known science is enhanced by their use of colored fonts. Lines In Purple Ink or E Pur Si Mauve When Galileo first discernedthe cosmic secrets, and he yearned to tell a baffled world it turned, he said: "They won't believe what I reveal, unless, to show them that it's true, I write in ink of rainbow hue: of amber, crimson, yellow, blue and violet, viridian and teal." When Newton, that unequalled sage,revealed his knowledge to his age, he wrote it in magenta, beige and turquoise, for he said "They won't suppose my insight can be very keen unless I tell them what I mean in russet, indigo and green, and lavender and burgundy and rose." When Darwin wanted to defendthe notion that we all descend from monkeys, then he wisely penned his words in tones of olive, plum and puce; for as he very sagely said: "To prove I've not gone off my head, I'll write in cyan, mauve and red, so folks won't think my theory is obtuse." They say when Albert Einstein dareddisturb the Universe, and shared the news concerning mc2 he worried they might think him just a loon. To prove that he could really think, he wrote his arguments in pink, vermillion and purple ink, and terracotta, orange and maroon. So if you also wish to reachtheir shade of eminence, then teach in hues of lilac, cobalt, peach and scarlet, so that people know you're right. My friend, I'd think it just too bad if folks decided you were mad, but if your thesis looks like plaid, they'll see your theory's plain as black and white. |
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3941 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
Berberry posted at Looney Tunes, or Music in General. That led me to discovering the following.
The vidio clip at Newshounds Myspace page (Hounds (newshounds) on Myspace): Moose
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kalimero Member (Idle past 2444 days) Posts: 251 From: Israel Joined: |
This is hilarious!
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3978 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.3 |
Aced that course.
I still walk funny. Real things always push back. -William James Save lives! Click here!Join the World Community Grid with Team EvC! ---------------------------------------
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3978 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.3 |
The Coulter clips alone were worth the link. Frighteningly funny.
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riVeRraT Member (Idle past 416 days) Posts: 5788 From: NY USA Joined: |
I have decided to come out of the closet.
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Doddy Member (Idle past 5909 days) Posts: 563 From: Brisbane, Australia Joined: |
I think it would have to have been posted before, but I don't care. It was just too funny! Contributors needed for the following articles: Pleiotropy, Metabolism, Promoter, Invertebrate, Meiosis, DNA, Transcription, Chromosome, Tetrapod, Fossil, Phenotype, Messenger RNA, Mammals, Appendix , Variation, Selection, Gene, Gametogenesis, Homo erectus and others. Registration not needed, but if desired, register here!
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Taz Member (Idle past 3291 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Your wife has 2 older twin sisters name Patty and Selma?
Disclaimer: Occasionally, owing to the deficiency of the English language, I have used he/him/his meaning he or she/him or her/his or her in order to avoid awkwardness of style. He, him, and his are not intended as exclusively masculine pronouns. They may refer to either sex or to both sexes!
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riVeRraT Member (Idle past 416 days) Posts: 5788 From: NY USA Joined: |
Your wife has 2 older twin sisters name Patty and Selma? I am my own wife.....
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Taz Member (Idle past 3291 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
You're getting very cryptic.
Disclaimer: Occasionally, owing to the deficiency of the English language, I have used he/him/his meaning he or she/him or her/his or her in order to avoid awkwardness of style. He, him, and his are not intended as exclusively masculine pronouns. They may refer to either sex or to both sexes!
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riVeRraT Member (Idle past 416 days) Posts: 5788 From: NY USA Joined: |
This is the humor thread.
Ever hear the song, I'm my own grandpa?
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