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RAZD
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Message 121 of 301 (404037)
06-06-2007 11:51 AM
Reply to: Message 120 by Wounded King
06-06-2007 10:49 AM


Re: BC wisdom
Crazy Carp is my favorite character, followed by Curls (introduced as a "master of sarcastic wit" ... "say something sarcastic Curls" ... "I'm pleased to meet you").
P.S. Maybe I'm just biased because of his anti-evolutionary rubbish.
Which has come to an end now. Perhaps the strip will evolve.

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we are limited in our ability to understand
by our ability to understand
RebelAAmericanOZen[Deist
... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ...
to share.

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Zhimbo
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Message 122 of 301 (404135)
06-06-2007 7:30 PM


George W's upcoming novel....
Where Walks the President
By George W. Bush
Chapter One: A Dangerous Mission
President Gus McAwesome stood in the Oval Office looking out the Oval Window, his steady gaze steadfast in its steadiness, his legs set apart and firmly planted to the ground like two plants planted in the ground. Two strong, firm cactuses. But without needles. Instead of needles, he had leg hairs.
The rest is here, and very funny.
From one of the authors of Flock of Dodos: Behind Modern Creationism, Intelligent Design & the Easter Bunny .

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RAZD
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Message 123 of 301 (404152)
06-06-2007 8:40 PM
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06-06-2007 7:30 PM


Re: George W's upcoming novel....
LOL. Reminds me of a cartoon on why we need poetry: guy turns to girl and says "your eyes are so like .... eyes, your lips are so like ... lips ..."

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Dr Adequate
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Message 124 of 301 (405731)
06-14-2007 3:36 PM


Lines In Purple Ink
RAZD is right, we do need poetry.
This is dedicated to all the people out there who think that their disproof of all known science is enhanced by their use of colored fonts.
Lines In Purple Ink
or
E Pur Si Mauve
When Galileo first discerned
the cosmic secrets, and he yearned
to tell a baffled world it turned,
he said: "They won't believe what I reveal,
unless, to show them that it's true,
I write in ink of rainbow hue:
of amber, crimson, yellow, blue
and violet, viridian and teal."
When Newton, that unequalled sage,
revealed his knowledge to his age,
he wrote it in magenta, beige
and turquoise, for he said "They won't suppose
my insight can be very keen
unless I tell them what I mean
in russet, indigo and green,
and lavender and burgundy and rose."
When Darwin wanted to defend
the notion that we all descend
from monkeys, then he wisely penned
his words in tones of olive, plum and puce;
for as he very sagely said:
"To prove I've not gone off my head,
I'll write in cyan, mauve and red,
so folks won't think my theory is obtuse."
They say when Albert Einstein dared
disturb the Universe, and shared
the news concerning mc2
he worried they might think him just a loon.
To prove that he could really think,
he wrote his arguments in pink,
vermillion and purple ink,
and terracotta, orange and maroon.
So if you also wish to reach
their shade of eminence, then teach
in hues of lilac, cobalt, peach
and scarlet, so that people know you're right.
My friend, I'd think it just too bad
if folks decided you were mad,
but if your thesis looks like plaid,
they'll see your theory's plain as black and white.

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Message 125 of 301 (405856)
06-15-2007 10:25 AM



Minnemooseus
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Message 126 of 301 (405889)
06-15-2007 12:38 PM


Fox new appraisal
Berberry posted at Looney Tunes, or Music in General. That led me to discovering the following.
The vidio clip at Newshounds Myspace page (Hounds (newshounds) on Myspace):
Moose

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kalimero
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Message 127 of 301 (406372)
06-19-2007 3:18 PM


This is hilarious!

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Omnivorous
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Message 128 of 301 (406411)
06-19-2007 8:59 PM
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06-19-2007 3:18 PM


Aced that course.
I still walk funny.

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Omnivorous
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Message 129 of 301 (406415)
06-19-2007 9:20 PM
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06-15-2007 12:38 PM


Re: Fox new appraisal
The Coulter clips alone were worth the link. Frighteningly funny.

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riVeRraT
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Message 130 of 301 (407377)
06-26-2007 12:03 AM


I have decided to come out of the closet.

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Doddy
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Message 131 of 301 (407622)
06-27-2007 9:23 AM


Ricky Gervais Routine on Biblical Creationism
I think it would have to have been posted before, but I don't care. It was just too funny!

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Taz
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Message 132 of 301 (407649)
06-27-2007 1:14 PM
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06-26-2007 12:03 AM


Your wife has 2 older twin sisters name Patty and Selma?

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He, him, and his are not intended as exclusively masculine pronouns. They may refer to either sex or to both sexes!

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riVeRraT
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Message 133 of 301 (407727)
06-28-2007 8:08 AM
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06-27-2007 1:14 PM


Your wife has 2 older twin sisters name Patty and Selma?
I am my own wife.....

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Taz
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Message 134 of 301 (407801)
06-28-2007 2:24 PM
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06-28-2007 8:08 AM


You're getting very cryptic.

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riVeRraT
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Message 135 of 301 (407845)
06-28-2007 8:27 PM
Reply to: Message 134 by Taz
06-28-2007 2:24 PM


This is the humor thread.
Ever hear the song, I'm my own grandpa?

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