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Taz Member (Idle past 3319 days)
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From: Zerus
Joined: 07-18-2006
Message 136 of 301 (407872)
06-28-2007 11:01 PM
Reply to: Message 135 by riVeRraT 06-28-2007 8:27 PM
riverrat writes:
Ever hear the song, I'm my own grandpa?
Yeah, and the last guy that sang it almost had a chair fly at his head. Only by the grace of god (aka my wife) did I refrain from using my metal folding chair as a projectile.
Disclaimer:
Occasionally, owing to the deficiency of the English language, I have used he/him/his meaning he or she/him or her/his or her in order to avoid awkwardness of style.
He, him, and his are not intended as exclusively masculine pronouns. They may refer to either sex or to both sexes!
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riVeRraT Member (Idle past 443 days)
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From: NY USA
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Message 137 of 301 (407917)
06-29-2007 9:27 AM
Reply to: Message 136 by Taz 06-28-2007 11:01 PM
*sigh*
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ringo Member (Idle past 439 days)
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From: frozen wasteland
Joined: 03-23-2005
Message 138 of 301 (407956)
06-29-2007 12:25 PM
Reply to: Message 121 by RAZD 06-06-2007 11:51 AM
Re: BC wisdom
RAZD writes:
"say something sarcastic Curls" ... "I'm pleased to meet you"
Reminds me of a joke I read when I was about eight years old:
He: I went past your house last night.
She: Thanks. I appreciate it.
Help scientific research in your spare time. No cost. No obligation. Join the World Community Grid with Team EvC
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berberry Inactive Member
Message 139 of 301 (408024)
06-29-2007 11:36 PM
Rehab
berberry Inactive Member
Message 140 of 301 (408026)
06-29-2007 11:50 PM
...and The Family Guy does EvC
This is a compilation of religious jokes from the show. The last part, which covers EvC ground, is priceless!
W.W.E.D.?
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riVeRraT Member (Idle past 443 days)
Posts: 5788
From: NY USA
Joined: 05-09-2004
Message 141 of 301 (408474)
07-03-2007 12:07 AM
Reply to: Message 140 by berberry 06-29-2007 11:50 PM
Re: ...and The Family Guy does EvC
ROTFLMAOWT
I love the big bang theory, too freakin funny!
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berberry Inactive Member
Message 142 of 301 (409415)
07-09-2007 11:39 AM
Meet Fox News' Weather Babe Janice Green
You don't know Ms. Green? Well she's just dying to introduce herself:
W.W.E.D.?
Coragyps Member (Idle past 762 days)
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From: Snyder, Texas, USA
Joined: 11-12-2002
Message 143 of 301 (409423)
07-09-2007 12:15 PM
"Democrats have a chance to prove they are for open and transparent government by working to complete each spending bill independently and on time." G.W. Bush
oh, wait! He was serious??!!
Taz Member (Idle past 3319 days)
Posts: 5069
From: Zerus
Joined: 07-18-2006
Message 144 of 301 (409511)
07-09-2007 10:57 PM
Reply to: Message 140 by berberry 06-29-2007 11:50 PM
Re: ...and The Family Guy does EvC
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Minnemooseus Member
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From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior)
Joined: 11-11-2001
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Message 145 of 301 (409699)
07-10-2007 10:05 PM
Pinguin
Error 404 - File or Directory not found
Left click to start, left click again to swing.
Moose
ABE: or
Page not found | nata2.info
Found these vis
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Edited by Minnemooseus, : See above.
berberry Inactive Member
Message 146 of 301 (410181)
07-13-2007 4:12 PM
New Country Corn Flakes
Modulous Member
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From: Manchester, UK
Joined: 05-01-2005
Message 147 of 301 (411426)
07-20-2007 3:00 PM
Genesis for cats
1 In teh beginning Invisible Man made univerz
2 Invisible Earth wuz Invisible
3 Invisible Man say "I can has light" Gots light.
4 Light iz good. Iz not dark.
5 Invisible man can has day and nite. It be furst.
See the rest:
here
Wounded King Member
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From: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA
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Message 148 of 301 (411469)
07-20-2007 6:46 PM
Is this copyright infringement?
TTFN,
WK
Minnemooseus Member
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From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior)
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Message 149 of 301 (412922)
07-26-2007 8:27 PM
Simpsons on drugs
bob_gray Member (Idle past 5041 days)
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From: Virginia
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Message 150 of 301 (413149)
07-27-2007 10:15 PM
Taylor Mali on what teachers make
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