While it flatters me to see one of my posts made it here, I humbly decline the nomination. I do feel regret everytime I've written stuff that aren't nice. Usually, I impose on myself a day or two suspension after, as jar puts it, diarrhea coming out of my mouth.
Disclaimer:
Occasionally, owing to the deficiency of the English language, I have used he/him/his meaning he or she/him or her/his or her in order to avoid awkwardness of style.
He, him, and his are not intended as exclusively masculine pronouns. They may refer to either sex or to both sexes!