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ringo

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Message 138 of 301 (407956)
06-29-2007 12:25 PM

Reply to: Message 121 by RAZD
06-06-2007 11:51 AM

Re: BC wisdom

RAZD writes:

"say something sarcastic Curls" ... "I'm pleased to meet you"

Reminds me of a joke I read when I was about eight years old:

He: I went past your house last night.
She: Thanks. I appreciate it.

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Message 159 of 301 (416172)
08-14-2007 10:15 AM

Reply to: Message 156 by Jaderis
08-14-2007 6:25 AM

Re: Lewis Black on creationism

Jaderis writes:

Yea, maybe it'll cut into the market for biblical action figures.

The real money is in the accessories. Does Jesus come with pontoons?

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ringo

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Message 161 of 301 (416194)
08-14-2007 2:10 PM

Reply to: Message 160 by kuresu
08-14-2007 10:19 AM

Re: Lewis Black on creationism

kuresu writes:

He can walk on water to begin with, right?

Well, we're talking about the action figure, not the real Jesus.

Think of the possibilities:

- walk-on-water pontoons
- water-to-wine kit, red or white (non-toxic)
- draw-your-own stigmata (washable ink)
- feed-the-five-thousand lunch box
- high-impact plastic cross with velcro closures for thousands of crucifixions

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Message 164 of 301 (416261)
08-14-2007 11:14 PM

Reply to: Message 162 by Doddy
08-14-2007 10:16 PM

Re: Lewis Black on creationism

Doddy writes:

Speaking of accessories, are the clothes of Adam and Eve removable?

I was going to say that their fig-leaves were attached by velcro, but I already did my velcro joke.

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Message 203 of 301 (423226)
09-20-2007 11:53 AM

Reply to: Message 198 by Dr Adequate
09-20-2007 12:59 AM

Re: Latest Chick Tract

Dr Adequate writes:

... atoms are held together by Jesus.

So, unstable nuclei are the ones that He fumbles?

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