The Yoda Thread

My thread this is. Any subject welcome here is. But talk like Yoda you must.Start things off we will. Mmmm. Yes.The Wedge Document this is. But now talks like Yoda it does. Mmmm.

A bedrock principle of civilization it is, that human beings created in the image of God must be. Evidence all around us there is: democracy, rights, enterprise, progress in arts and sciences. God-like beings are we, not some crude matter.

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Yet wholesale attack on this there was, by intellectuals from the dark side. Used modern science they did. Yes. Charles Darwin, Karl Marx, and Sigmund Freud the Republic betrayed. Human beings not moral and spiritual, said they, but animals and machines must be. A universe by impersonal forces ruled saw they. A materialistic conception of reality they held. Yes.

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Today has the dark side every area of culture infested. Spawned a virulent strain of materialism it has. Yes. Coercive government programs created it has. Heaven on earth falsely promise they do. Mmmm.

Now your turn it is. Do, or do not. There is no try.____ArcherTransitional all species are. Yes.

MAOL am I.

A deep matter this is. Many questions have we, mmm? The existence of the Force--prove this can we? Life in galaxies far far away--exist does it? If Banthas from Tantans evolved, why Tantans extinct are not?

More style now your signature has.

A Disclaimer This Is:

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To deficiency of the English language occasionally owing, he/him/his meaning he or she/him or her/his or her have I used in order awkwardness of style to avoid. Yes.

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He, him, and his not as masculine pronouns exclusively are intended. To either or both sexes these may refer. Mmmm.

By those species having nine sexes instead of two, we hope no offence taken is.

Happy you both must be! For you both this is.

Dearly beloved: in the presence of the Force come together have we, the joining of this man and this woman in holy matrimony to witness. Yes.

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Into this union Brennakimi's sweetheart and Brennakimi to be joined now come. If just cause any of you can show why lawfully married they cannot be, speak now or forever your peace hold. Mmmm.

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Brennakimi, will you this man as your husband have, together in the covenant of marriage to live? Will you him in sickness and in health love, comfort, honour and keep, and, all others forsaking, to him as long as you both shall live faithful be?

From the The Book of Jedi Prayer this is. Yes.Use it you may, without royalty payments owing.
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Welcome to EvC you are. May the forums be with you.

The Wade-Giles transliteration I use. The Evil Empire to Pinyin system switched.A common ancestor with banthas had they. Scientists on this point agree. Smell bad both species do. Mmmm.Daughter population from Hoth on floating mats arrived. Yes.____Edited by Archer Opterix, : typos do not make one great.Edited by Archer Opterix, : but quicker, easier, more seductive are they.

Beautiful this is. Elect I must be, mmmm?

A powerful Jedi is my friend in Colombia. Enjoy you will.

Difficult it is with you banter to have, when so serious about popcorn movies are you.George Lucas the common ancestor is. Google you may. Find this information you will. Yes.Lighten up you should. Thor for a hit you should ask.

Slow on the uptake I was. Get it now I do.

Grandma by a reindeer run over was
as home from our house Christmas Eve she walked.
No such thing as Santa you may say
But believe, Grandpa and I do. Yes.That night too much egg nog she drank
so begged her not to go we did.
But her medication forgot did she
so out the door stumbled into the snow did she.When at the scene of the attack
found her Christmas morning did we,
hoof prints on her forehead and incriminating
Claus marks on her back we saw.Grandma by a reindeer run over was
as home from our house Christmas Eve she walked.
No such thing as Santa you may say
But believe, Grandpa and I do. Yes.Now of Grandpa proud we are.
Taking this well he is.
In there watching football him you see,
and beer drinks he and cards with cousin Belle does he play.Without Grandma Christmas it is not.
The family all dressed in black is.
About the gifts wonder we do:
open them or send them back should we?Grandma by a reindeer run over was
as home from our house Christmas Eve she walked.
No such thing as Santa you may say
But believe, Grandpa and I do. Yes.Now on the table the goose
and figgy pudding are.
Also a blue and silver candle is.
The wig of Grandma match it would.Our friends and neighbours we have warned:
Watch out for yourselves you must!
Never give a license should they
to a sleigh-driver who with elves does play. Mmmm.Grandma by a reindeer run over was
as home from our house Christmas Eve she walked.
No such thing as Santa you may say
But believe, Grandpa and I do. Yes._______Edited by Archer Opterix, : Footnote to add. Yes.Edited by Archer Opterix, : Another footnote to add. Mmmmm.Edited by Archer Opterix, : The last word to say. Mmmm. Merry Christmas!

A UK Church of the Jedi opened has. Here a report from American NPR you may read. Enjoy you will. Yes.A Gospel According to Yoda : NPRAssemble a canon of teachings the Church must. Contribute you may.Help Wanted: The Gospel According to Yoda : The Bryant Park Project : NPR

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ArcherAll species are transitional.

SW: The Clone Wars in cinemas now plays. Miss this terrible movie you must, but one funny line of dialogue it has.

'This smells like Count Dooku to me.'

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