Humor III

The Onion nailed it this time: (Usually, I only find the headlines to be funny, but this time I laughed reading the entire article.)

That is one of my favorites. I have to hand it to the ingenuity of creationists to finally refute, once and for all, the Live Evolved From A Jar Of Peanut Butter Theory.

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I could tell you what I've read about evolution, the big-bang, super-universes, quantum foam, and all that stuff. Eventually you'd ask a question I can't answer, then I'd have to go look it up. Even If I had the time for that shit, in the end you'd ask a question science hasn't answered yet. So let's save time and skip ahead to "I don't know." -- jhuger

Actually, I did find that cartoon funny. In an Answers in Genesis kind of way.

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Progress in human affairs has come mainly through the bold readiness of human beings not to confine themselves to seeking piecemeal improvements in the way things are done, but to present fundamental challenges in the name of reason to the current way of doing things and to the avowed or hidden assumptions on which it rests. -- E. H. Carr

I don't know whether anyone likes the comic strip Zits, but I thought this one was funny.It kind of reminded me of some of the creationist posts.

I hate to say it, but I kind of identify with the dad. I even wear a black vest.

Heh. Good one, Dr. A.

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If you ever get embroiled in a discussion with a fractally wrong person on the Internet--in mailing lists, newsgroups, or website forums--your best bet is to say your piece once and ignore any replies, thus saving yourself time.

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Kind of makes me think of one or two posters here at EvC.

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...Onward to Victory is the last great illusion the Republican Party has left to sell in this country, even to its own followers. They can't sell fiscal responsibility, they can't sell "values," they can't sell competence, they can't sell small government, they can't even sell the economy. -- Matt Taibbi