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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3978 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.3 |
Shoulda made that bear a Buddhist--everybody knows how bloodthirsty Christians are.
Just ask the Crusades-era Muslims (I & II) and the Africans and the Native Americans and the Jews and the rice Christians and the... Oops! This is a humor thread! Okey dokey: ha ha. Real things always push back. -William James Save lives! Click here!Join the World Community Grid with Team EvC! ---------------------------------------
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Taz Member (Idle past 3292 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
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sinequanon Member (Idle past 2864 days) Posts: 331 Joined: |
Robert Jenkins, could not explain how Tatiana escaped. The tiger's enclosure is surrounded by a 15-foot-wide moat and 20-foot-high walls, and the big cat did not leave through an open door, he said. Quantum physics? Latest news from around the world | The Guardian
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Taz Member (Idle past 3292 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
A 17 year old got mawed to death, and you put the news in humor?
Owing to the deficiency of the English language, I have occasionally used the academic jargon generator to produce phrases that even I don't fully understand. The jargons are not meant to offend anyone or to insult anyone's intelligence!
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1405 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
Now if we want to talk about cat humor ...
It's almost as hard as keeping a creationist on topic ... enjoy Edited by RAZD, : center we are limited in our ability to understand by our ability to understand RebelAAmericanOZen[Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3292 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
I don't understand how you could link a youtube to a farting preacher vid. I thought youtube removed all the farting preacher vids because of copyright violation long ago.
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3941 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Conservapedia
The fact that I bothered tracking this down further proves I have no real life. Moose Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "Nixon was a professional politician, and I despised everything he stood for ” but if he were running for president this year against the evil Bush-Cheney gang, I would happily vote for him." - Hunter S. Thompson "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose
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Taz Member (Idle past 3292 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
OMG, I never knew either one of these existed.
Open source according to Uncyclopedia. It's actually true. Being someone that has spent many many many many hours trying to get open source softwares to work, this article has brought back a lot of memories. Edited by Taz, : No reason given.
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nwr Member Posts: 6408 From: Geneva, Illinois Joined: Member Rating: 5.1 |
The name "open source" is new. But in the early days of computing, most software was open source.
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jar Member (Idle past 394 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
The name "open source" is new. But in the early days of computing, most software was open source. Most software was Cryptic Source. LOL Read the Comments. "You are not expected to understand this" Edited by jar, : add comment comment Immigration has been a problem Since 1607!
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nwr Member Posts: 6408 From: Geneva, Illinois Joined: Member Rating: 5.1 |
Read the Comments.
If there were comments
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Taz Member (Idle past 3292 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
HowTo:Install Linux according to Uncyclopedia.
Seriously, even though it's funny as hell, it's all true. I shit you not. Here is a section that is particularly true.
quote: I'm one of those that has a lot of patience... ok not really. When I went to some hardcore linux forums to ask a few questions, I got two 1 word answers and 20 "you're stupid" answers. Let's face it, the linux community is not that friendly toward newbies. It took me the last 5 years to be able to use linux with ease and I still consider myself a newbie. Added by edit. And I speak as someone that is currently using open source softwares. In fact, open source makes up 98% of all the softwares I use, including the various compilers and whatnot. Edited by Taz, : No reason given.
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3941 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
Very few things literally make me LOL. This comic did:
http://www.comics.com/...archive/images/bc20080146682104.gif Moose
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Taz Member (Idle past 3292 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
I don't think a cat can LOL.
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3941 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
I don't think a cat can LOL. {Image is my avatar file. At the moment it is appropriate for this message, but may not be such in the future.} Moose
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