Humor III

I couldn't resist. This next picture is too funny. Edited by Taz, : No reason given.

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HOUSTON”According to an official NASA report released Saturday, nearly 32 percent of all prayers exiting Earth are deflected off satellites orbiting the planet”ultimately preventing the discharged requests for divine intervention from ever making it to the Gates of Heaven. "After impact with the satellite, these diverted prayers typically plummet back into the atmosphere, where they either burn up or eventually land, unanswered, in a body of water," the report read in part. "Of the remaining prayers, research confirms 64 percent fail to make it past the stratosphere because they aren't prayed hard enough, 94 percent of those with enough momentum are swallowed by a supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way galaxy, and 43 percent are eaten by birds." The report concluded that, of the 170 billion prayers issued last month, one made it to God, whose reply was intercepted by a hurricane and incorrectly delivered to a Nigerian man who reportedly did not know what to do with his brand-new Bowflex machine.

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OMG, thanks for that!Seriously, people, if you want to compare sufferings, Prometheus got your Jesus beat by centuries. After the crucifixion, Jesus went to heaven and has been there ever since with 74 virgins. Prometheus gave up his godhood for us mortals. He got absolutely nothing out of it. Who's the better father figure?

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I'm trying to see things your way, but I can't put my head that far up my ass.